In what may go down as the defining moment of her political career, Townsend decided to ask
"please educate me as to what a furry is.".
The fun began immediately.
This request was immediately answered with a deluge of furry pornography, photos of fursuits, links to furry websites, and pictures of dildos, being tweeted to the elected official.
Her lack of understanding was only worsened by a followup tweet, in which she interpreted the response as a threat of some kind.
Dictionary.com attempted to join the fray by providing a real answer.
Eventually, after several hours of non-stop fur-posts, she seemed to understand the fetish world that she had just provoked, and instead of recoiling in terror (as one would expect an elected official to do), she seemed to embrace it (or, got a hip young social media person to take the reins). She asked for her own fursona (after making a shrekpost).
She stipulated that it must be a lioness.
She seemed to be enjoying herself.
Which, here is where the pony-world gets involved (the only reason we would post this on the Horse News site). A horsefan delivered in glorious full-color.
ChocoPony tweeted her new fursona to her, which she even offered to pay for.
The story doesn't end there, as shortly after receiving her new furry artwork, it became the profile picture for her election campaign page on Facebook.
Not even lying.
Even gave credit for the art.
These are real things that happened.
UPDATE: There's Porn Now
Uncensored here
There's more.
But wait there's more!
https://twitter.com/XxAnungUnRamaxX/status/992856060586332160
https://twitter.com/triadfox/status/992925535876497408
— Rep. Kelly Townsend (@KellyTownsend11) May 6, 2018
Even though this unraveled effectively half a day ago, the tweets were among the first things I saw on the way home.
ReplyDeleteLove it.
I took my take on that fursona. https://samoht-lion.deviantart.com/art/Kelly-Townsend-lioness-743559492?ga_submit_new=10%3A1525528034
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hey guys we're totally going to vote for her since she's one of us!
ReplyDeleteIt's a trap! Do not do that!
ReplyDeleteAbsolute mad lad!
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ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/whisper_foot/status/992956805134372864
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ReplyDeleteThat's great.
ReplyDeleteDo NOT call the furry fandom a "fetish world"! This is a terrible misconception offending the whole community because one stupid af idiot could not do a proper research when writing an article.
ReplyDeleteHonestly? I did a ton of research on furries well over a decade ago and 'joining' any fandom you have to effectively embrace everything that goes alongside those unwritten Terms and Conditions. You can't join a fandom and pick and choose what makes it you.
DeleteSo say what you want, that research I think 13 years ago is why today I still would not consider myself a furry even if I'm going around as a Pokemon these days.
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DeleteBut your research have 13 years old.
DeleteI think that the representatives of 13 years ago ceased to be today. In addition, the concept "fetish" is being used very badly.
DeleteIt's like saying that I have fetishism for white women
DeleteI still check in here and there. Do I look like a hermit to you?
DeleteBesides, in many ways the furry fandom has always been oversexualized. Not to mention it's worse now than it was then because furry politics weren't a thing in that era (that I saw).
"Do I look like a hermit to you?"
DeleteYes, also a hypocrite for wrongly lecturing about "can't join a fandom and pick and choose what makes it you" while you did just that when you was around the fandom all the time.
I'm still over here trying to figure out where you're coming from. As a brony I had to deal with everything the fandom entailed. Even worse in the sense a lot of these bullshit 2018 events I've dealt with in 2012. So, enlighten me.
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ReplyDeleteSo we now cover furshits news?
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Newsflash: Poni scum ARE furshit.
DeleteNope, quite a lot of us rooted for Midwest furfest
Delete.... At least until we realised the so-called "terrorist attack" was probably just some fucking moron nearly killing everyone trying to remove murrsuit cum stains
Then we were just sad he didn't take himself or anyone else out with him.
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ReplyDeleteNot even gonna lie. I’m impressed! I would do vote for her... if I lived in Arizona.
ReplyDeleteHow about FUCK soceilist scum? Aka fuck off 99% of the furry fandom. Fucking sjw parrasites.
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ReplyDeleteShould have dropped his ass immediately, or better yet, keep using the "art" as the teachers marching for a raise get fired
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