Cringe Corner: A stalker brony named "Stalker" - Lightning Stalker / Neon Notes threatening / harassing people

If you agree to be his boyfriend, he'll make you some sandwiches.

As the community continues to wrestle with the fallout of ToonGate, another contender for creepiest Cringe Corner character has crawled out of the shadows onto everyone's twitter feeds. A stalker, who literally goes by the name "Lightning Stalker" (along with several other aliases) has been showing off his skills as a true pickup artist....by literally messaging HUNDREDS of twitter users, and asking "can I be your boyfriend"?

But it doesn't stop there.

Lightning Stalker - currently going by the handle of "Dark Storm" (because "stalker" wasn't quite edgy enough for this casanova) and "Neon Notes" - first showed up on our radar when he approached a friend with his trademark pick-up line "Can I be your boyfriend?"
As cringey as that is, we're well used to seeing desperate, completely oblivious, and otherwise unstable horny bronies all the time.

If there are ever any "Hot" singles in your area, you should probably ask WHY they're single.

It wasn't until he was reported to us as allegedly having threatened a person's girlfriend over private message that prompted us to look deeper....and discover he is the Jose Mendoza of digital dating.

Publicly, he is notorious for demanding the attention and affection of any account that happens to respond to his carpet-bombing approach to Erotic Role Play.

By which we mean, he literally messages every pony-related account he seems to encounter on Twitter with this pickup-line: "Hi".

This happens on ALL of his currently active accounts (other ones he links to have been suspended by Twitter, hard to guess why).

 No, seriously, there are HUNDREDS of these.


When "Hi" doesn't work, he resorts directly to requesting to be refollowed, so that he can get down to his real intentions: getting that sweet, sweet, cyber sex.

Or, doing...whatever this is.

At one point, he actually tried to seduce an eBooks chat bot, completely unaware that there was nobody on the other end of the line.

This went on a looong time.

Now, I know what you're thinking;

"sure he's a creepy desperate idiot, but has he actually done anything?"

I'm glad you asked!

The answer, as it seems, is "Yes! He threatens the people who get creeped out by him!"

WHAT A FUCKING LYING BITCH IVE NEVER WANTED SOMEONE TO DROP DEAD MORE THAN THIS FUCKING LOSER pic.twitter.com/aYzF5XPqwf

— DoublePlay(CubScout) (@DoublePlayReact) February 2, 2018

Everyone avoid this fucking guy he’s a creep a pervert and a fucking loser also to the point where he asked out my GF so block this fucking kid if you don’t want a head ache to deal with and also lightning stalker if your looking at this go fuck yourself with pineapple pic.twitter.com/xghirvGgIr

— DoublePlay(CubScout) (@DoublePlayReact) February 2, 2018

For those of you who can't read it, a twitter user named DoublePlay caught Stalker threatening someone close to him using the "NeonNotes" account.

Stalker's Defense?

"I am hardly on that account, so I didn't threaten your girl." 

He then repeatedly claims to be telling the truth.

Then when confronted with the easily retrievable chatlogs, he just says "I stopped messaging her."

"JUST LET ME BE YOUR BOYFRIEND AND I WILL STOP ASKING"

That's totally a rational message to send a total stranger on the Internet. This will definitely get you laid and not under investigation for sexual harassment. 

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Other users have made mention that he approaches people without regard to their real life age, when seeking out these erotic role play / relationship partners (which is believable given the sheer number of solicitations he has made over the last several months).

It was after this, that one twitter user involved contacted filed a police report about Lightning Stalker's behavior, and even posted screenshots to prove it. We're unsure how effective this will be, considering all signs point to him being Australian (those damn Aussies again).

These are not isolated incidents.

Not by a longshot.

Honestly, there's so much here, that we're just going to post all the screencaps we have.

what.

"Recent: Big Boobs"

Quality search history right there.

"No" means "ask at least 4 more times".

But that's not all! 

PLOT TWIST: 

He's not even some edgy idiot 12 year old like people expected

As-of May 23rd 2017, he claimed to be 17 years old

Which means to ALL the people who WERE sexting this guy before then, congratulations! You were sexting a minor! Welcome to the ToonKritic Club!

Tough Break Sophia 

By now, it is very likely that he has turned 18, or will be soon, but his short-fused ill-tempered unstable behavior has shown no signs of improvement. If approached by his accounts, it is likely in your best interest to ignore him. OR, send us screencaps. Either is fine.

UPDATE: We have an age and a photo
He claims to be 18 now.

Wait, shit that's Thurman Merman

THIS is Neon Notes / Lightning Stalker

We now return you to our ongoing Pony-fan Pedophilia Apologist investigation, already in-progress.