These are dark times there is no denying. The animation industry has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry: We....
well... We got nothin.
An image has been floating around the internet that is making some people ask "why" and others to find out what barrel-oil tastes like. It is the seventh seal of the animation crapocalypse, and it's coming to Cartoon Network at the end of July.
And it's not the only "oh shit" news coming out of the industry this week.
The studio that brought us such timeless animated stories as The Prince of Egypt, and How To Train Your Dragon (and also a number of DVDs to pollute the bargain bin down at your local K-Mart "Going out of business sale") will be owned by the company with the Worst Customer Service In The Country - officially - Comcast.
Comcast bought Dreamworks for $3.8 Billion, which means they're going to want to make that investment money back fast, so it's safe to say Shrek 5-8 will be coming to a theater near you.
Oh and then there was the Daytime Emmy awards...
You'll recall that Hasbro studios had been nominated for a few awards this year, again, and they were happy to tell us in a Press Release that - They Won!
But, not how you would want.
The email reads as follows:
Hi there,
As you may have already seen, the 43rd Annual Daytime Emmy Awards winners were announced this past weekend, and Hasbro Studios earned a nice win after being nominated for four categories! Jeff Bennett received an award for “Outstanding Performer in an Animated Program” for his role as Mayor Luskey in Transformers Rescue Bots (on Discovery Family). For reference, we’ve shared each of the Hasbro nominations for you below, and you can find the complete list of winners here: http://www.eonline.com/news/761316/2016-daytime-emmy-award-winners-the-complete-list
WINNER:
Outstanding Performer in an Animated Program
Nomination: Jeff Bennet as Mayor Luskey in Transformers Rescue Bots (Discovery Family)
NOMINATIONS:
Outstanding Special Class Animated Program
Nomination: Transformers Robots in Disguise (Cartoon Network)
Executive Producers: Stephen Davis, Jeff Kline, Shuzo John Shiota
Animation Producer: Therese Trujillo
Producer: Jack Liang
Line Producer: Masanari Kubo
Outstanding Writing in an Animated Program
Nomination: Transformers Rescue Bots (Discovery Family)
Writers: Nicole Dubuc, Brian Hohfeld, Greg Johnson
Story Editors: Cydne Clark, Steve Granat, Andrew R. Robinson
Outstanding Original Song
Nomination: “The Magic Inside” in My Little Pony Friendship is Magic (Discovery Family)
Lyricist & Composer: Daniel Ingram
Lyricist: Amy Keating Rogers
Please let us know if you’re able to cover this exciting news!
Best,
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That's right folks.
MLP lost to a song from a Soap Opera, and the Daytime Emmy that Hasbro got to take home was for a human character in their...Rescue Bots cartoon. Daniel Ingram's work has been nominated for the Emmy 4 times now, and has gotten shafted each time. This time he lost to this:
Daniel has quickly taken Leonardo DiCaprio's vacancy at the "will he ever win it?" table.
Now back to that image at the top.
Teen Titans Go, the previous lord of the kingdom of disgraceful reboots, will be doing a crossover episode with it's own successor, The Powerpuff Girls reboot. You may recall that Tara Strong - the Voice for Twilight Sparkle, Raven from Teen Titans, and the original Bubbles - was upset by not being asked to reprise her role in the reboot for PPG, as she was in TTG. Well that will probably make this crossover all the more painful to watch when they mix the two together.
Will it...CAN it be worse than the Steven Universe / Uncle Grandpa crossover?
Of course it can!
Of course it can!
At least 1 of those shows had redeeming qualities BEFORE the merger!
This one?
Well now we're going to see what nuclear waste does when it seeps into a septic tank.
Here have some >no hooves with some hooves to make you forget everything.
This one?
Well now we're going to see what nuclear waste does when it seeps into a septic tank.
Here have some >no hooves with some hooves to make you forget everything.
Can't say I give any fuck about all that CN cartoon drama, but holy shit, that EqG blooper video is pure gold.
ReplyDeleteAlas, is lacking the cleavage gag the preview touts.
DeleteThere's already that 4-D Shrek ride at the Universal Studios theme parks, and that's the most boring of all the rides there.
ReplyDeleteNow it's going to be there forever......
No entiendo por que se quejan tanto de power puff es como recuerdo.
ReplyDeleteNo me gustaba desde antes.
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Just FYI, The Magic Inside lost to True Bromance, from Netflix's All Hail King Julien. The soap opera song wasn't in the same category as those other two.
ReplyDeleteTTG isn't all that bad... it's just nothing whatsoever like the original show. If the original show had been allowed ONE MORE SEASON for a proper ending, TTG wouldn't seem so bogus
ReplyDeleteThe PPG stuff on the other hoof.......
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