Moot goes to world's most extreme lengths to delete internet history


Every one of us can sympathize with wanting to destroy your internet history. I'm sure that most of you are reading Horse News through an incognito window, and may even have multiple twitter accounts so that you don't get caught following us and setting off the block-bots. Especially in an age where the FBI will sue Apple into unlocking your iPhone, it's understandable that some people will go to insane lengths to covering their tracks online. Christopher "Moot" Poole, clearly has gone to the world's most extreme lengths to delete his internet history FOREVER and gotten himself hired at Google.

The founder of 4chan, and OG OP cuck, had been silent since early November of last year, and we were worried he had died after handing 4chan over to 2channel in September. But it's clear now that he needed at least 3 months to manually clear over a decade of futa, gore, and whatever comes out of /pol/ these days from his hard drive before taking the next step of embedding himself in with the guys who will forever know what kinky shit you're into.

Other news sources claim that Moot is going to be working on revitalizing Google+ (though we should really just say 'vitalizing' there) but we see through his charade and clearly it's just a front for his real plan of making himself disappear and deleting all those pictures of his twerking ass-nose from the search engines.

I imagine that his plan is based more on the plot of the film "Blue Streak"  and less on that movie "Sex Tape".

Google owns blogger which is what Horse News is hosted on...so if we disappear you know who to blame.

We're watching you Christopher IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME.

Moot had this to say about his newfound position:

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My next chapter

Today I’m excited to announce that I’ve joined Google.
When meeting with current and former Googlers, I continually find myself drawn to their intelligence, passion, and enthusiasm — as well as a universal desire to share it with others. I’m also impressed by Google’s commitment to enabling these same talented people to tackle some of the world’s most interesting and important problems.
I can’t wait to contribute my own experience from a dozen years of building online communities, and to begin the next chapter of my career at such an incredible company."
I can't figure out how to work in a reference to "The Internship". Fuckit.
Posted Monday, 7 March 2016 at 7:52 pm
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Comments (10)

  1. Anonymous7 March 2016 at 21:37

    #bringbackHUAC2016
    #crucifyMoot

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  2. Anonymous8 March 2016 at 03:39

    Lol check that pic on the feed - he used to tell people that Google degrades our humanity! HYPOCRITE!

    But seriously, Moot is a little piece of human effluent who used to promote anonymity, and is now working with the company that want to know everything you're doing, whilst asking the government to help prevent you from knowing how much they pay in tax.

    (Hint: it's somewhere between fuck all and sweet fuck all).

    Obviously, this isn't going to work out well for Goggle - Canvas was moot's failed project, as was 4ch. Thank God I don't use google. Their monopoly will come to an end - the law will see it a necessary thing to prevent monopolies on information, like with the press (btw suck it Murdoch).

    So don't you tinfoilers worry. Eventually, everything's gonna be just fine.

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  3. Anonymous8 March 2016 at 04:22

    PURPLE TRANNY
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  4. Anonymous8 March 2016 at 13:05

    BRING BACK HUAC
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  5. Anonymous8 March 2016 at 14:32

    I met Moot at a con once. He called me a nigger.

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      MOOT IS A NIGGER.
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  6. Anonymous8 March 2016 at 15:40

    Happy International Women's Day, Horse News!

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  7. Anonymous15 March 2016 at 00:43

    FUCK YOU MOOT, YOU TRAITOR
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  8. Anonymous16 March 2016 at 13:32

    Of course he'll try to distance himself from channers if he want a job.That's a sign of growing up when you burn bridges between you and an anarchist laxist circlejerk of bullying nerds

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