We will have a wall. The wall will be built. The wall will be successful. |
Filthy Rich reiterated his pledge to deport 11 million illegal gryphon immigrants from Equestria during the Canterlot debate on Thursday - a plan savaged by rivals including March Gustysnows, who warned overzealous anti-gryphon sentiment would be a gift to Changelings.
The debate in Whinnyapolis had been seen as a good opportunity for Mrs.Gustysnows to try and reassert herself - but while it was her best night so far, she was fairly muted.
On the subject of immigration, Mr. Rich , the frontrunner in the polls stressed the need to build a "wall":
We will have a wall. The wall will be built. The wall will be successful.
Asked directly by a moderator if he would deport immigrants, Mr. Rich said, "We will have to send the gryphons out."
But he refused to explain what impact he thought such mass deportations would have on the Equestrian economy.
"We're a country of laws. We either have a country or we don't have a country," he said.
Mrs.Gustysnows stepped in to warn that sending back half a million immigrants per month "is just not possible eh".
"It's not embracing Equestrian values, and it would tear communities apart, and it would send a signal that we're not the kind of country that I know Equestria is."
Princess Luna, a comparative moderate on the stage, dismissed Mr. Rich's plans.
"We all know you can't pick them up and ship them back across the border," she said. "It is a silly argument, it is not an adult argument."
Mr. Rich also brought gasps from the crowd when he spoke over March Gustysnows, asking: "Why is she always interrupting people?"
Mr. Rich, who had been a political outsider, now leads the crowded royalty field, defying standard political logic, while experienced politicians such Gustysnows have struggled to break through.
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BLACKGRYPH0N GET YO NAVY PEDOPHILE ASS OUTTA HERE!
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reminder that Gryphons are the jews of Equestria
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Does that make Gabe a Nigger Jew?
DeleteSince when did Horse News become politically correct?
ReplyDeleteHow is this politically correct? I see it as an obvious parody about Trump vs the rest of the Republicans, and to an extent the Democrats as well. It honestly looks as if the author just took the talking points and replaced the names with Equestrian ones.
Deleteyou should probably ask purple tinker since they get his clearance on everything they post
DeletePurple Tranny's dick is like the monkey's paw, every time Horse News asks for a favor it curls up and disappears
Deletewait how could a wall stop gryphons? they can fly.
ReplyDeleteIt would probably make more sense if they were Diamond Dogs. Then again, they can dig under the wall, so I guess that's a moot point.
DeleteSince when does Horse News give a flying feather about politics? Blarfnugle needs a dunk in the trough.
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, maybe drinking too much is the problem here. Go to bed, HN, you're drunk. Again.
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 2016
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"Again" implies that America has been great in the past, but the only thing America has ever been great in is invading, murde- oh wait the word I'm looking for is genociding.., and taking propaganda lessons from Goebbels.
DeleteAn example of very poor humor engineering.
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