"Bronalyst" Bilks CAD $7,432 of Booty by Beguiling Brainwashed Bronies

Is that money in your wallet or are you just happy to see me?

Nowhere is the willingness of bronies to lend a helping hand more apparent than in the vibrant charity community we foster.  Bronies in dire need post their requests for help on Indiegogo, GoFundMe, or similar crowdfunding sites, and we often answer their pleas with generous donations.  However, there are some dishonest people out there who attempt to abuse the system for their own gains.  Meet “Doctor” FallenWish, a brony “analyst” who loves those ill-gotten sweet brony shekels so much that she ran not one but two charity schemes on unsuspecting bronies, netting more than CAD $7,000 to date.

Who the fuck is Dr. FallenWish anyway? Glad you asked. She’s a 19 year-old “therapist enrolled in actual psycology [sic] classes” with a focus on “Media psychology,” who as of June 16, 2015, was enrolled in “a course called ‘becoming a better therapist.’” Seems legit.

FallenWish's psychology credentials

The story of FallenWish is a harrowing one that begins with domestic abuse purportedly suffered at the hands of her parents.  The oldest child in the family, this abuse began “just before [she] turned two years old [and her] brother was born.  And since then [she has] been ripped apart every single day of [her] life.  There’s not a day that’s gone by where [she hasn’t] been called a slut, a whore, a bitch, a cunt…” (The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on June 30, 2015, 58:44).  On top of this terrible name calling, her parents allegedly forced her to do chores around the house.  She additionally alleged physical abuse, most notably an incident where “[her] dad threw a can of pepsi at [her] and it hit [her] in the spine [...] [As a result, she] could hardly move for days.”

The story has since changed and I believe she no longer describes it as a Pepsi can

A dramatization of what has become referred to as "The Pepsi Can Incident" (this is way beyond my drawing abilities, a special thanks to the based anon who submitted this to me)

A dramatization of the Pepsi can, in situ

When asked if she sought any help from the police for the alleged abuse claims, she stated, “There’s three cops in my town [...] And all of them know my parents” (The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on June 30, 2015, 56:14).  She proceeded to outline a conspiracy involving her parents, police dispatchers, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, social services, and other government agencies to keep her trapped with her parents.

Corpulent Brony: "So you told them that you were in a domestic situation where you were being beaten by your father, and they said screw you?"
FallenWish: "Basically, that's what I've been trying to tell you.  This is why, this is..."
Corpulent Brony: "I don't really believe it, though.  That means that the people who have to be in cahoots and in a conspiracy right now against you are not only your parents but the dispatchers, your local dispatchers, and the police, all have to be in some sort of strange conspiracy against you right at this point.  And you're expecting...is that the story right now?"
FallenWish: "Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but they won't help.  They're friends with my parents..."
Corpulent Brony: "Have you sought psychological help?"
FallenWish: "Of course I have."
Corpulent Brony: "And what happened?  Like, what did you do?"
FallenWish: "I've just been talking to some- a friend of mine who just so happens to be a therapist."
(The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on June 30, 2015, 1:03:53)

This alicorn OC stands alone against the combined forces of the RCMP, the Alberta government, and her parents

I hesitate at this point lest it appear I am belittling the abuse FallenWish may or may not have suffered.  But in speaking with her she was never once able to describe a time when she was hurt and sought real help.  Her stories were less stories and more generalizations, as you will hear if you listen to the audio.  You must keep in mind that at this point we were trying to help her find a way out of the alleged abusive situation.  The GoFundMe was brand new and there was no guarantee it would work.  The majority of us believed that turning to the services offered through government and private institutions would be able to help much more than throwing herself upon the mercy of the brony community.

But, as you guessed it, instead of taking advantage of the myriad of services available to her, FallenWish decided to “[get] help [her] own way, even if [she doesn’t] want it.”  (The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on June 30, 2015, 57:44)  How?  Deceiving bronies on GoFundMe, of course!  But first, to prevent suspicion from falling on her, she needed someone to “run [her] money” (The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on June 30, 2015, 29:25), namely a fellow “analyst” known as SharkDiscusses.

Oy vey goyim!  Keep them dirty shekels coming in!

The GoFundMe was launched on June 29, 2015, with a goal of USD $5,000.  Curiously enough, FallenWish admitted that “even [she feels] like this is scammy” (The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on June 30, 2015, 33:05).  Though only USD $2,259 (CAD $2,995) was raised, the campaign was ended shortly before BronyCon.  Someone bought her a plane ticket so she was able to get away from her parents and fly across the country to Montreal, where she roomed with an online friend for a week.  And then it was off to BronyCon! (The Lies of FallenWish: Skype Call on August 4, 2015).

An orgy admission, she was "hardly" involved at all! *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Wait a second, BronyCon?  Isn’t she in the midst of a life-changing move away from an abusive situation, with a limited amount of money and no steady stream of income?  Well yeah, that’s what she says.  The rational and logical thing to do would be to stay put, save money, continue to work on commissions, basically survive.  But bitches gotta bang, amirite?  That’s right, she admits to participating in a classic BronyCon orgy, though she “mostly stayed sitting quietly on a fucking bed, watching everyone else do stuff.  [She] was hardly involved at all.”  She spent at least CAD $300 of her GoFundMe money on this international booty call.  I guess this invalidates her claim above of having “spent no more then [sic] 200 dollars.”

FallenWish paid for "hotel and transport" to BronyCon so she could bang as many bronies as possible

What is her response?  She spent money earned from “extra editing and commissions online.”  Enter the concept of the fungibility of money, which is the ability to substitute money in one hand with money in another.  Let me explain with an example.  Let’s say I have a limited income of $100 a week of which I spend $20 on booze.  I receive a $50 bonus one week and that week I blow $70 on liquor.  When I am blamed for wasting almost my entire bonus on alcohol, I quickly point out that I only bought booze with my original $100 paycheck, the $50 bonus was untouched!  But we all know that’s complete and utter bullshit.  If it weren’t for that $50 bonus, I never could have afforded $70 in booze that week!

Smith, G. H. (1905, January-February). Of the Subject-Matter of Jurisprudence. The American Law Review, XXXIX, 540. (L. A. Jones, Ed.) St. Louis: Review Publishing Co.

This is the reason why her argument doesn’t hold any water.  The money she spent on BronyCon could have been redirected to savings or the necessities of everyday life.  Besides all this, as soon as the GoFundMe money came in, she – wait for it – paid off her BronyCon debt of CAD $300!

At least FallenWish paid her debt...

Not even a month passed before FallenWish had blown her load and found herself craving more of them gooey and sticky brony dollars.  What’s an alicorn to do?  Off to GoFundMe!  This time she anointed a new sugar daddy to “run [her] money”: ThePokeBrony/Detective Encounter, another brony “analyst.”  She surpassed the goal of GBP £2,000 within a week, and the campaign remains open today with a total collected amount of GBP £2,170 (CAD $4,437) (as of September 12, 2015).  Just look how happy that pony is to have your hard earned cash.  Momma gotta buy herself something nice now!

That face says to me, "I'm going to fuck you right in the wallet!"

Holy shit Kevin Claassen!  I wonder how many orgies she can fund on this new stack?

How does she plan to spend this new boatload of brony money?  Why, she’s going to Ponyville CiderFest, of course!  That’s right, her newest boyfriend – who goes by the name ForNoGoodReason and was acquired after cuckolding her prior one at the aforementioned BronyCon orgy – confirmed this in a recent Skype call, an excerpt of which is printed below:

ForNoGoodReason: “I was talking randomly about CiderFest and not agreeing with GoFundMe money being wasted and nobody picked up on any hints, so I’m not gonna keep talking about it.” 
ShelDawG: “FallenWish, it’s pretty obvious that FallenWish is full of fucking shit and that she’s spending that money on luxuries and not on…”
ForNoGoodReason: “OK, well, here’s the thing, she’s like, she…”
ShelDawG: “Listen to me, Corpulent has evidence of this through videos, so I…”
ForNoGoodReason: “One of the things that she did, she’s like I wanna help out Fallen- or what was it, StarDust and all, and I’m like look, do you know where your next paycheck, or whenever the hell, is gonna come on?  Are you working at all?  She’s like no.  And I was like well, then you need to take care of yourself now.  You got helped out once, you got a second one, you need to fucking knuckle down and sit on that. […] Be frugal, because no one’s gonna help you out a third time. […] Since I’ve been completely forthcoming here, I need advice.  How would you handle this situation? […] I’m aware something is not kosher. […] Look, if she were completely okay, and she ripped off a bunch of people for $4,000 dollars and she would continue to be okay I’d be fine with that.  But the problem is that she’s gonna put herself in a ‘I’m broke and I’m fucked again.’”
(The Lies of FallenWish: Boyfriend Rats Her Out on September 8, 2015, 3:10)

I reached out once more to ForNoGoodReason, with whom I had once been good friends, seeking further explanation and was met with barely comprehensible veiled threats that if I continued to pursue this article I would “feel a round house [sic].”  I repeatedly asked if any of the accusations were incorrect and he refused to offer any denials.  The only explanation he offered?  “Your [sic] only young and dumb once. […]  So you gonna post how gullible dumb and in love [sic]?  I’ve been called worse.  Shit me defending fallen wish [sic] from u [sic] is my moral high point.”  I believe “4 chains” was even brought up, whatever that is.

Maybe this is the infamous "4 chains?"

Up until this point in the whole affair, I was on the fence about whether or not to publish this article.  As her boytoy points out, I have no “horse in this race.”  I haven’t fallen for FallenWish’s dishonesty. And why should Horse News even give a fuck?  FallenWish and most involved in this are nearly unknown in the horse fandom.  But I remembered that it was this site that broke up the brony ruse cruise and numerous other scam attempts directed at our community and I felt an obligation upon learning of this to share it with all of you.  Once I considered the threats her boyfriend, ForNoGoodReason, made against me, I could not be more confident that this is the only correct course of action on this matter.  Threatening a journalist to prevent them from publishing a story is anathema in the western world where we value freedom of the press, even for a lowly horse journalist such as myself.

 

 

 

Good luck deciphering these; I had a hard enough time doing so

In the interests of full disclosure, I have created a document that will act as the complete record of everything I have found pertaining to this sordid affair.  I have neglected to cover some interesting stories you can find therein, such as her fierce dislike of pornography but her extreme love of not only clop but erotic role playing.  She even runs her own erotic role play group on Skype!  Or how about the fact she claims to be starting a charity for other bronies?  Should we really trust her to collect money that will supposedly go to others when she obviously is not able to manage her own?

To prevent this from happening again, I’d like to see GoFundMe campaigns that more clearly spell out how the money will be spent.  An entire budget should be supplied accounting for each dollar asked (if you watch the videos linked in the document above you’ll see I asked this of FallenWish; she avoided the question and refused to answer).  This way donors know up front how their money will be spent.  Even better, people who receive money through charity drives such as this should freely post online each time they actually spend the money, so we can all know of any changes that had to be made to the budget.  This is the only sure-fire way to provide transparency and give the people who love to support their fellow bronies (such as myself) more incentive to give in the future, knowing they are less likely to be swindled by the likes of FallenWish.