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1) Try to convince people that your dick is as large as Chance, a butt-buddy of yours.
3) Spend $130 to bring home "Sugar Star" from an Arizona store
4) Carefully take off all her packaging
5) Warm her up
6) Let Chance come in the scene, hard as a rock
7) Can't stop him from fucking Sugar Star
8) Watch as they go at it for 25 minutes uninterrupted
9) Soften up due to Sugar Star going for your friend over you
10) Try to convince her that your sub-6 inch cock will be anything like Chance's 8 inches.
11) Have her begrudgingly give in
12) Go on her for 5 minutes
13) Try to pull out
14) Fail and cum inside
15) Try to convince everyone that you got pussy
16) You actually got equine
Archive of the original thread
https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/24371802
14) Fail and cum inside
15) Try to convince everyone that you got pussy
16) You actually got equine
Archive of the original thread
https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/24371802
OP delivered dick pics? :O
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some of you guys do some great shity stuff
there....i said it
This is the best article on the site, 10/10 would fap again.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm definitely getting one now. Party Pink. <3
ReplyDeleteNot getting Sunbutt? Your plebeness is showing.
DeleteWell I'm not just getting Pinkie Pie, I'm also getting Twilight Sparkle. :3
DeleteWHAT THE FUCK!?
ReplyDeleteThis fandom will never cease to amaze me
ReplyDeleteJesus fucking Christ, what the fuck is this? This is amazing! You should post more articles like this, 'cuz this is horse journalism at its finest!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what it means that I thought the fake horse dick and vag was hilariously great but I was really disappointed that poster put his schlong in the picture
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Deletewhat if ur gay
ReplyDeleteplz accept our sincere condolences
DeleteI'd let Chance fug me any day with his benis :DDDD
DeleteSomeone said they used vegetable glycerin plus water mixed as a more natural lubricant and cheaper alternative to lubes like Astroglide.
ReplyDeleteAnyone know of a good ratio for, say, a 4oz bottle? Would it pretty much be 1:1? Or would you use more glycerin if you wanted it a little thicker?
a western onahole for brony otakus...what a rip-off
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XD
Damn, I wanna fuck Patchouli!
DeleteCan someone who purchased one of these write an article with an actual review of this thing and how it compares to Mary?
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