Why HN has no Grand Brony Gala coverage: A dramatization


For those of you who don't know, Grand Brony Gala occurred this weekend in Tampa Florida. Now, we've actually been promoting this convention for months now, which is why you may find it odd that we have no official coverage of it so far. Well that's because, word on the street is, that orders were to eject all Horse News affiliates on-sight. Why? Because they didn't want anything bad to happen to one of their guests of honor - the great and powerful TRACEPONIES!

What were they worried could possibly happen?
Provided is a theoretical scenario.
Enjoy.



Speaking of Guests at GBG, John "Kill all Pirates" DeLancie has suddenly reappeared on Twitter after a 2.5 year vacancy.






Posted Monday, 13 July 2015 at 2:11 pm
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Comments (15)

  1. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 14:18

    Drawponies as a guest of honor, what's this, 2013?

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  2. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 15:37

    Why would they feel the need to physically separate yall and doodlehorseman? You beating people with a pinkie pie-themed flail?

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  3. Anonymous13 July 2015 at 18:04

    So I just looked up at Grand Brony Gala and saw a picture of Tracepony drawing with a Cintiq.

    A MOTHER FUCKING CINTIQ for those who doesn't know it's a very high class and expensive drawing tablet usually around 1,000 dollars. And Tracepony uses it to trace.

    WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE

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  4. Unknown13 July 2015 at 21:21

    Yeah, it's too bad you guys weren't there. It was a lot more hoppin' last year with your attempts to make underage folk drink.

    Also, I didn't buy anything from DP because of the coverage you guys did on him. It would've been cheaper to get art if I bought it from him, but you guys made me grow a conscience.

    So...thanks?

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  5. Dogman1514 July 2015 at 00:24

    You couldn't have sent in an undercover agent?

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  6. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 07:17

    John De Lancie gone? LoL he wasn't, he was in Prague, Czech republic enjoying New Years Eve while his wife was enjoying tons of local awesome beer... guess the party lasted longer.. :p

    Cause you know, the only true beer is from Czech, No.1 country in alcohol consumption and bloody proud!

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    1. Anonymous14 July 2015 at 08:10

      You're wrong about Czech being No. 1 in alcohol consumption.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita

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    2. Anonymous15 July 2015 at 07:39

      Yep, I fucked up - meant to say beer consumption, which we totally annihilate all other countries on this silly planet.

      Why? Cause beer is cheaper than water in pubs!

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_beer_consumption_per_capita

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  7. Anonymous15 July 2015 at 00:19

    He changed his DA user name, I think. And EqD is posting his comics again.

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    1. Anonymous15 July 2015 at 22:33

      EqD posting shit is never surprising.

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  8. Unknown15 July 2015 at 17:34

    They ejected you because you bring bad publicity to their already struggling conventions.

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  9. Anonymous16 July 2015 at 07:01

    I was a sponsor and was treated as though I was invisible, won't be doing that again

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