Man we've been so lazy we haven't even done these shitty articles. And for that, we won't apologize. On this edition of Random Fan Filler, we'll listen to the best song to drink and play Baseketball to, the mash up between a good show with a small fandom and a decent show with a big fandom, and the death of yet another one of Horse News's enemies. Good Riddance you little shit.
Our Random Music Selection:
Beer - Reel Big Fish
If I've said it once, I'll say it again. Who the fuck doesn't like Reel Big Fish? One of the stars of the 1998 comedy hit BASEketball, Beer is on of the group's signature hits and perfectly illustrates who they are. And they are fun alcoholics. Sound familiar?
And speaking of BASEketball...
South Park ponies for some reason
Why? Because we can. For your amusement, enjoy some of the strangely large collection of South Park and Pony crossover work. And here's hoping when those lazy bastards Matt and Trey come back in the fall, they'll deliver the brony episode we've been speculating for years.
I love this one |
Don't think it could get any better?
Well it sure as hell can.
Well it sure as hell can.
OH DEAR CRUEL GOD |
Aoshi is hopefully gone forever
Hey remember that pathetic guy that accused us of advocating domestic violence and just generally tying to "troll" us, only making himself an even bigger ass? Well after various threats to the lives of our staff and their families, as well as assuming we like to have sex with equine creatures for some reason...
...it seems that this cancerous little lump of rage has been cut out.
Flawless Victory |
We could say a lot of things in the wake of yet another enemy vanquished, but what could we possible say that can't be summed up better by Queen.
So long Aoshiden. THopefully you'll never come back. Certainly not in the comments where you'll make an even bigger blow to your microscopic penis reputation, then later delete them like some 15-year old rage filled asperger's sufferer. Like THAT would ever happen.
QUICK NOTE:
HE'S NOT DEAD, JIM
Auf Wiedersehen, bitch |
QUICK NOTE:
HE'S NOT DEAD, JIM
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ReplyDeleteWhy does Aoshi have Bennett The Sage for an avvy?
ReplyDeleteAlso, Japanese South Park doujins exist. Find them. Read them. So good.
I have no freaking clue. Oddly, I was just watching Sage just a few minutes ago. Guy seems chill as far as I know: he's not a brony or watches the show, but doesn't mock them like Doug Walker & Chad Rocco does, and he can surprisingly handle a Twitter troll without losing his cool.
DeleteDon't think he'd appreciate being used as an avatar for someone even half-heartedly slinging death threats, though.
Aoshi's new Twitter is full of a sense of seeking redemption, and people eating it up. Why do people not realize real-life is not like a cartoon and people do not just change for the better after realizing the errors of their ways. Deep down they are and always will be the douche people realized they are.
ReplyDelete^^^
DeleteCan confirm this is true.
Source: I'm one of those assholes
I AM AOSHI, I HAVE RISEN IN THE END OF DAYS TO JUDGE THE LIVING AND TEH DEAD, TREMBLE BEFORE ME SEMI-SATIRICAL EQUINE JOURNALISTS. YOU SHALL SUFFER FOR YOUR CRIMES CISHET SCUM.
ReplyDeleteI AM THE REAL AOSHI AND I DENOUNCE THAT PREVIOUS IMPOSTER AOSHI IN THE COMMENTS
ReplyDeleteI AM SPARTACUS
ReplyDeleteAND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!
ReplyDeleteI AM THE REAL AOSHI! IT IS I WHO WILL FOR THE HEAD!
ReplyDeleteFirst time hearing about this Aoshi. What a fucking faggot lol.
ReplyDeletelucky you, he is kind of a raging running-gag
DeleteHaha and the cunt says he's gonna change and is "on a road to recovery". Yeah once a rabid asshole brony always a rabid asshole brony. That's how they are usually.
ReplyDeleteYeah, just like HN staff and Pony Tonite staff. Very aggressive.
DeleteHow long do you think it will last?
ReplyDeletePlace your bet.
Oh, so that explains Aoshi's act, he got himself a little girlfriend.
ReplyDelete@VictoryDanceOfc http://victorydanceofficial.deviantart.com/
That is the one sure thing to make a guy's attitude change out of the blue, pussy. I've seen many a strong will man brought to his knees in worship of the almighty pussy, becoming a groveling shell of who they once were. Sometimes going as far as declaring themselves feminist and denouncing the masculine as evil.
But he's been dating her for like a year lol
DeleteIs there some outside context to that #FriendshipIsMisogyny tweet because goddamn lol
ReplyDeleteAoshi's new twitter: "I'm sorry I hit you, babe. You know how I get sometimes. But I didn't mean it. I'm new now. I won't do it again."
ReplyDeleteHere's some unsolicited advice, Aoshi. We don't want to hear about how you've changed. Just don't talk unless it's about new music. Opinions, feelings, that piece of bubblegum stuck on your shoe? Just keep your mouth shut.
Funny how Murrison, out of all people had to be the one who made him admit complete defeat and apologize to HN.
ReplyDeleteYo, Horse News, here's our Gravity Falls podcast for insertion into the fan filler. Because ridiculous horse show hiatuses have pushed us to cover more cartoon shows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=445W6_ZCEBo
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
Hoof Hearted (the assholes who wrote the Midnight Mares Madness article)
do horse news writers know how technology works? this is the second time one of their trained apes has proclaimed that they made someone quit the internets, only to find out oh wait, they just changed their ID. are you retarded?
ReplyDeleteconfirming my suspicions
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