Welcome readers to the dunk edition of Random Fan Filler. I am now on my 9th driunk while writing this, and saw it as a challenege to completye. We haven't written shit today, so yet again I have to make something. Always getting the shit jobs I am. So what deo we goit todayh? Scat, Drunk horses, and some other stuff. Yeah I used an Oxford comma, fuck you.
Enough drunken rambling, lets get to more drunken rambling .
Our random music selection:
THE SCATMAN - Scatman John
I some how managde to autplay this aaw ya fuck you guys
bWhy uyou ask? I'll tell you why. I'M THE SAC MAN
DRUNK PONEIS ARE BEST PONIES
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DRRRRUUUUUNK PONEIS GUYS. SERIOULSY, But let's anot forget the orignal alcohol in our fandom!
DRUNK CAOPER IS BASED
OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY...
Alcoholic Horse is a good horse
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Welp now i[m even drunker. So this was good. Reall ygreat guys. Enjoy this, and I apologize for the cnesor logos. Capper Got mad last time we posted bayhfry stuff.
EAT DRUINK AND BE MERRY CUNTS
Or clinically depressed. that's fun too.
Got some fan filler for us? Share it below and Horse News may put it in one of our shitty articles. No guarantee we'll like it, though. Especially with a hang over.
Simplified version of Don The Beachcomber's hangover cure; sounds like you're going to need it:
ReplyDelete3/4 oz fresh lime juice
1 oz white grapefruit juice
1/2 oz cinnamon syrup
1/2 oz 151 proof Caribbean rum
1 oz dark Jamaican rum
Shake with ice cubes and pour unstrained into a tall glass.
Just turn this place into /mlp/ already so we can shitpost all we want
ReplyDeleteI want a flugelhorn!!
ReplyDeleteI like dicks. Can we have some of those?
ReplyDeleteIn the first comic, Fluttershy was singing "Ain't Misbehavin'", a jazz tune by Fats Waller.
ReplyDeleteYou've got good musical taste, drunk HN guy.
"HN guy"? It's the motherfucking MLP Kritic - the neckbeard general himself! He's the fucking guy who is saving this fucking mess of a website. How many articles have been posted on this godforsaken site during last weeks? Almost zero! And now, thanks to our precious horsefucking overlord, we get something interesting every day. EVERY FUCKING DAY! Hallelujah!
Deletegood to know I'm not the only alcoholic going around
ReplyDeletePrincess Celestia:
ReplyDelete1 part vodka
1 part orange juice
1 part sour raspberry(or equivalent to)
and another part sprite
garnish with orange and/or cherries