Equestria Daily: The Game


Have you ever wanted to experience the exciting experiences of a pony news writer but not want to commit to the pathetic existence it requires? Well look no further, from MarshmallowSupernova comes the brand new EQD simulator. Complete with waifus, fans, crippling alcoholism, and even a superior rival site named Horse News.



 A clickable game that lasts only ten minutes (much like the horse fame), The EQD simulator is a clickable game where you must forever earn BronyBucks to hire new staff and gallons of caffeine, collect waifus and mayo, and even purchase power ups like whips to make you workers get more productive. The point to all of this? To get your one true waifu: Trixie.

 Here's the selected FAQ for the game featured on the home page


Q: Can you win?A: Yes. You win when you marry Trixie. You need high quality though! Trixie won't marry you if your site is low quality. 
Q: How many upgrades are there?A: Lots. Some unlock at various levels of hits, quality and infamy, others unlock at a number of buildings owned. Currently the highest number of buildings for an upgrade to unlock is 50 
Q: What do the upgrades do?A: Some of the upgrades make the 'buildings' make far more users each time you buy more, so you might not notice them do anything immediately. Some of them make the users produce more hits. Some of them just tank the site quality :(
Q: The images on the notifications are brokenA: Yes, I can't find how to fix that as I am not a wizard, pretend it is meant to look like that
Q: This game is sort of horrible and unbalancedA: EQD Clicker is an uncannily lifelike simulator of the website Equestria Daily.
Q: Why are there no achievements?A: Maybe there are but you need to play more to find them (there aren't) 
Q: I don't get itA: EQD Clicker is an uncannily lifelike simulator of the website Equestria Daily.

So what are you waiting for? Go out there and run your very own pony news site in to the ground!

See this? You'd get the same effect to your self respect if you played this game. Or started your own pony news site. Ironically, Horse News is now accepting applications.
Posted Sunday, 24 May 2015 at 2:20 pm
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Comments (11)

  1. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 14:42

    Now you can be a shill as well!

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  2. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 14:46

    SO THE FURY BELLE TUMBLR WAS REMOVED RECENTLY

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  3. Calpain24 May 2015 at 15:10

    Played the game myself. Totes legit!

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  4. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 16:17

    Does unicorn bits actually do anything?

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    1. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 16:29

      Yes, Unicon bits totally are worthwhile, convert all your money into Unicon bits, it's like real money but funner

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    2. Anonymous25 May 2015 at 01:00

      Hey dudes wanna see some zany comments on my number one hentai site?

      http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1392262

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  5. Anonymous24 May 2015 at 16:47

    I finished the game within 35 minutes.

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  6. Anonymous25 May 2015 at 13:21

    That's the Unicorn Twilight Sparkle I Know, Thank You.

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  7. Unknown27 May 2015 at 12:11

    You don't get it kiddo. It's post irony, dumbass.

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  8. Anonymous28 May 2015 at 02:34

    Who made that first image? I don't want to reverse-image-search it lest google tracks & records me having an interest in it.

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    1. Anonymous28 May 2015 at 16:36

      http://iopichio.deviantart.com/art/ILOSTABET-289631475

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