Michael Jackgriff0n - Michelle Creeber


So glad to see that someone is setting finally setting the record straight about the fandom's premier Michael Jackson impersonator, and his favorite 15 year old companion. On April 2nd a new song hit Youtube, reminding everyone that the white-skinned-black-guy is totally not a Creeper, titled "Michelle Creeber".
Michael Jackson is clearly an inspiration for the singer, who has recorded numerous covers and parodies of his music in recent years, frequently featuring 15-year-old celebrities.

The late Michael Jackson was also accused of child molestation on numerous occasions, but never convicted therefore making it totally untrue, a fact which is totally irrelevant to this song post.

The song wholesale denies any and all allegations and rumors from Anonymous commenters regarding the singer's relationship status, putting them to bed once and for all.

At press time, Jackgryphon was selling Autographs for $20 outside a convention hotel in California.
Posted Tuesday, 7 April 2015 at 2:35 pm
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Comments (14)

  1. Anonymous7 April 2015 at 15:14

    Fucking beautiful.

    What's even more surprising is that this guy actually sings pretty decently. 8/8 gr8 b8 m8.

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    1. Anonymous7 April 2015 at 17:03

      h8rs gonna h8, are hard to s8

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    2. Anonymous8 April 2015 at 05:45

      Yeah. This is quality shit right here. And the lyrics were pretty good as well.

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  2. Anonymous7 April 2015 at 15:23

    Not even going to listen to it, but I already like it because it mocks Gryph0n-pedo. Or would it be Gryhp0n-hebe at this point?

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    1. Anonymous7 April 2015 at 17:48

      Isn't 15 already a legal age?

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    2. Anonymous7 April 2015 at 19:32

      2 more seasons baby

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    3. Anonymous9 April 2015 at 03:17

      2 more seasons? Try 3 more, asshole. I don't give a fuck what the age of consent is in Canadia.

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    4. Anonymous9 April 2015 at 03:46

      >2 more seasons? Try 3 more, asshole.

      Implying we're gonna get 2 seasons in 2 years

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    5. Anonymous9 April 2015 at 16:56

      >using greentext outside of halfchan or fullchan

      Troll harder or lurk more, faggot.

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  3. Anonymous7 April 2015 at 21:37

    This was great!

    Now we just need a song about Dustykatt's passionate hate for pasta.

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    1. Anonymous9 April 2015 at 03:18

      Nobody cares about Dustyfatass. Besides, the furfag's kept his head down. Sadly, that helps people forget.

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  4. Anonymous7 April 2015 at 21:50

    Still trying to wrap my brain around the fact he was in autograph room at BABSCon, charging people no less.

    For God's sake people can be gullible and dumb. Oh well, you know what the say about a fool and their money.

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  5. Anonymous8 April 2015 at 20:35

    BLACKGRYPH0NE GET YOUR NAVY PEDOPHILE ASS OUTTA HERE!

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  6. Anonymous8 April 2015 at 23:00

    My my this shit is better than anything blackgryphon ever produced. well done OP

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