M.A. Larson to join some boy band

People...don't worry about Zayn leaving One Direction. I heard @M_A_Larson is taking his place.
— Amy Keating Rogers (@KeatingRogers) March 26, 2015

After the boy band flavor of the month One Direction lost one of its cookie cutter members, it began a social media shit storm wondering who would replace the generic douchebag other guy. Well what started out as a rumor, was quickly confirmed as fact. Mitch "Gin & Juice" Larson will be replacing Zayn.

First publicity shots!!! @KeatingRogers pic.twitter.com/27A4lGgZrv
— M.A. Larson (@M_A_Larson) March 26, 2015