If you aren't American or aren't on social media, you probably didn't know that some certain colorful ponies got their own spot on National Television tonight. During the coveted Super Bowl air time.
And they had the decency of not being Denver fans.
This year's Super Bowl has not only seen the Seahawks being based and Bill Belichick being a piece of shit, but a series of commercials called #SuperBowlRally. These commercial have starred the likes of Britney Spears and that one black actor who isn't Samuel L. Jackson.
In their longer commercial thought we saw many more Super Bowl rally moments, some of them animated. From The Lego Movie characters, the Penguins of Madagascar, and even your waifus, decked out in Indianapolis Colts gear. Naturally, /sp/ found out.
HQ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFV48UhqL8M
ReplyDeleteAnd lo, as the gift from Faust descended onto our airwaves, so too did the haters love for football descend. Angered that their one national pastime had been rekted by ponies, they climbed into their spaceships and set for Uranus, the only known place in the galaxy that horses cannot tread.
ReplyDeleteAnd they called it... "Horse Hater Heaven". Because they are uncreative.
And so, the age of the manchild fully began. And it was a time of glory and cheeto dust the likes of which the universe may never witness again. For the manchild took his love of the cartoon pony into every facet of his world, from their most crowning technological achievements in space, to their national sports ball pastimes.
ReplyDelete> Gets buttmad over 1 second of cartoon horses during the superbowl
Delete> "manchild"
> hue
>reading comprehension so bad he cannot see the "glory" in the paragraph
Delete>so salty he is ready to jump at anything
kill yourself for being so dumb.
> Tells someone to kill themself because they misinterpreted a post on the Internet
Delete> "salty"
>I'm implying things
Delete>using le maymay arrows
Delete>gets ass ravaged at the world "salty"
>the salt is strong with this one
> brings up le arrows now, after 4 replies
Delete> that ship has long since sailed, bro
> I want to be part of the butthurt too.
Delete>Inb4 people who are mad about something that doesn't affect them or anything has ruined the experience of football for them. This bitching will never end, its become that natural huh...
ReplyDeleteSo. Much. Salt.
ReplyDeleteSuck it haters!!
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/2FYBYwVfZb0
ReplyDeleteSpike's missing.
ReplyDeleteThe fucking tears and butthurt over in /sp/. The brawl that broke out after the seacucks lost the game. The glorious drama that abounds.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good day to be a horsefucker.
Worth every penny indeed.
ReplyDeleteSucks that Marshawn won't get another ring. Game was still entertaining, though.
Also, Pete Carroll confirmed for fucking idiot.
So I heard that ponies were in a Super Bowl ad, but I didn't realize that in the context of the ad they were "representing" a team. I must admit, the buttmad is glorious.
ReplyDelete"Colts."
ReplyDeleteIT'S A GODDAMNED PUN!!
Cancer.
ReplyDeletePeople take handegg seriously enough to be mad over this?
ReplyDelete"People take dumb things seriously enough to get buttmad over them?" asks the anon, on a Pony fandom newsletter
DeleteAnon, I've got some surprising news for you
Being this mad for 2 seconds...
ReplyDelete4Chan "culture" in a nutshell
Anyone have that one vocaroo of Ken going "/sp/ get get fuuuuuuucked~"?
ReplyDeleteThe next step is to become a Colts fan. Buy there merchandise. Support every little way we can whether they want us or not. And all for the dream. For the Colts to make it to the Super Bowl with us cheering all the way.
ReplyDeleteThis
Delete(Blushing) oh anon you made my day
DeleteBelichick is based. Seahawks are shit. That is all.
ReplyDeleteWorse play ever....I only watched for Katy Perry and left shark
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