Spy from within the NAZI BRONIES sends a warning



Often, in the ongoing power struggle within the global pony community, bronies can get delusions of grandeur. Usually this only results in assholish behavior and massive spaghetti drops. Other times, it gets serious.

Horse News received an urgent communication from a distressed German brony with a warning: the German Brony Reich has risen, and have mobilized.

God help us all.

Our cunning linguists are still in the process of decoding the warning message, which is provided below.
Many Bothan spies died, to bring us this information.

Love Horse News,
as my faithful duty as a staunch readers, I need you hereby Secret send this document. I had alarmed the notice is the great leader of the Bronietums Germania Fabr0ny slowly succumbs to the delusions of grandeur. What started as a community of German Buben in love too small horses initially organized slowly reveals its true goal. Fabr0ny, a human being with normal past, quickly rose and began inconspicuously with the annexation of the entire German Bronies, Up here a very familiar situation for the German. but now loses Fabr0ny under his power to understand. He plans to find the Elements of Harmony with a Storm-Front of Aryan Bronies to seek and rich in themselves. With that power he will travel in control of the most powerful man in germany in themselves, Angela Merkel.
Angela Merkel will publicly declare his love to MLP, whereby the power Fabr0nies will increase to infinity. After this the German-Bronie-Empire Greece has annexed with false financial inject slowly divided Europe and brought the Euro targeted falling. If Europe is weakest Fabr0ny will give Europe a great savior with the Elements of Harmony a new hope.
And the Bronytum Germania, will rise above the world, and cases under the direction Fabronys all in darkness, so that even Nighmare Moon is pale with envy. So please love Horsnews stands us in this hour of not for, and help us in our revolution against Fabrony. Your since our last hope.
As proof of this short story
The German Words nazi-bronies stands for: Neue Alemanische Züchtigungs Iniziative - Bereinigender Reichweit Organisierter Nationaler
Irreperabler Existenzen STURM
Translation; 
new Alemannic punishment iniziative clear up far-reaching organized national irreperabler existences STORM
Viva la Revolution Brony
and Sorry for our bad English
Link to The German Brony Reich: http://www.bronies.de/index.php
Posted Monday, 19 January 2015 at 9:04 pm
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Comments (38)

  1. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 21:14

    Fresh pasta?

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  2. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 21:41

    This hiatus is real...

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  3. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 21:57

    Nazi bronies? Like in Metro Last Light? LOL!

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  4. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 21:57

    oy vey this hurts my jewish heritage remember the 6000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 jews murdered in da shoah oy gevalt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. Unknown19 January 2015 at 22:45

    "Cunning linguists"
    Oh, you must think you're SO funny!

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    1. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 22:58

      You must be new here.

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    2. Unknown19 January 2015 at 23:10

      I'm not, that's the joke.

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    3. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 04:35

      *farts...long and loudly.*

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    4. Hitler Did Nothing Wrong20 January 2015 at 10:19

      He is. He's very new. Please be patient with him.

      Also, be sure you always use a name when you interact with him. He's a sensitive soul who is intimidated by anonymity. It makes him insecure and he has to start namecalling and making bad jokes.

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    5. Unknown20 January 2015 at 10:56

      Someone's still angry that Mountain Dew didn't approve of him, it would seem.

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    6. Hitler Did Nothing Wrong20 January 2015 at 12:59

      Fuhrerious, in fact.

      But that's okay. I'm not angry at you, Psi. Can I call you Psi? I'm just saying, I understand. You can't help the way you were born. I don't hold it against you.

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    7. Unknown20 January 2015 at 17:11

      This is because I'm Jewish, isn't it?

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    8. Unknown20 January 2015 at 17:12

      Also, I'd be rather annoyed if you didn't call me PSI.

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    9. Hitler Did Nothing Wrong20 January 2015 at 20:59

      Among other things.

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    10. Unknown20 January 2015 at 22:39

      Call me PSI, tie me to the port and call me Sally, call me Maybe, call me whatever you want. I prefer PSI though.

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  6. Unknown19 January 2015 at 23:07

    Dear Horse News,
    As my faithful duty as a frequent reader, I hereby send you this secret information. I am afraid I've noticed the great leader of the German Brownies, Fabr0ny, has slowly succumb to delusions of grandeur. What started as a community of German boys that are also in love with small horses slowly revealed its true goal. Fabr0ny, a human being with an ordinary life, quickly rose and began to secretly annex the entire German Brony community, and was a leader with a relatable backstory. But now, with this power, we begin to understand. He plans to find the Elements of Harmony with a Storm-Front of Aryan Bronies to seek enrichment for themselves. With that power he will travel in control of the most powerful man within Germany itself, Angela Merkel.Angela Merkel will publicly declare his love to MLP, whereby the power Fabr0nies will increase infinitely. After this the false financial information the German-Bronie-Empire provided Greece will slowly divide Europe and the Euro is targeted to fall. Once Europe is at its weakest, Fabr0ny will give Europe a great savior and a new hope using the Elements of Harmony, and the German Bronies will rise above the world. And, by the lead of Fabr0ny, all will fall into darkness, causing even Nightmare Moon to become pale with envy. So please Horse News, love stands with us in this hour and not for them, and will help us in our revolution against Fabr0ny. You are our final hope.



    I'm here 'till Thursday, tip your waitresses.
    Note that that isn't a quote, some sentences have been altered, not to change the meaning of the statement, but to allow English-speaking people to better understand the message.

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    1. Unknown19 January 2015 at 23:08

      Bronies* for whenever it corrected bronies to brownies.

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    2. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 08:34

      Are you done posting yet? Jesus christ I've never had so scroll past so many shitposts in all my life.

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    3. Unknown20 January 2015 at 09:25

      I've seen whatever universe you live in, where a more accurate translation is a "shitpost" instead of helpful.

      Nobody worth mentioning lives there.

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    4. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 10:30

      Well 09:34, maybe you could convince HN to get janitors. I heard it was very in vogue these days. You could probably even apply (I'm sure they'd only ask for your ID, CC number and medical details like potential intolerance to horse semen).

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    5. Unknown20 January 2015 at 11:02

      Him as a janitor? I'd buy that.

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  7. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 00:04

    Dear Horse News, why are you posting about this when Peter New, the Zodiac Killer, is still on the loose? What are you trying to hide?

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    1. Unknown20 January 2015 at 09:27

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  8. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 04:35

    oh my Gosh, is it real Nazi Bronys from Germany?

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  9. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 09:23

    "...the most powerful man in germany in themselves, Angela Merkel."

    Heh. Listen, I know Frau Merkel isn't much to look at, but this is just being rude.

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  10. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 09:25

    Many Bothan spies died, to bring us unnecessary commas.

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  11. Unknown20 January 2015 at 11:01

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  12. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 12:29

    How to see the nazi-theme on bronies.de
    1. scroll to the bottom of the page
    2. select any theme
    3. you get a url like this http://www.bronies.de/index.php?my_post_key=xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx&theme=10
    4. change the last number to 35

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    1. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 17:36

      http://www.bronies.de/index.php?theme=35

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    2. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 06:06

      your link does not work

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    3. Anonymous16 July 2015 at 00:37

      why is it not 88 u filthy kikes

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  13. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 15:34

    Holy Shit, this Fabrony Guy, is this the Hitler of the Bronies?

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  14. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 15:51

    oh gosh... as if!
    it's a JOKE for heaven's sake.
    Well, admitted, a very inappropriate, crude and despicable joke of a group of german bronies who are either just stupid or crackbrained and who don't have any real hobbies than trolling the internet...

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    1. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 00:21

      wow, the damage control is real

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  15. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 16:29

    http://imgur.com/kGwCrDN

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  16. Anonymous4 February 2015 at 18:08

    Why is this a thing?

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  17. Anonymous16 July 2015 at 00:35

    Hitler must be rolling in his grave right now

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  18. Unknown11 November 2016 at 04:13

    If you are interested in spying topics and other stuff you can browse this page

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