Pinkie Pie beheaded by ISIS

"Death to the singles-getting infidels!" proclaims one member of the Inbred Saddlearabian Infidels Society or "ISIS" in a recently-released video. The video, translated by youtube captions, features a warning to all who those who stand in their way and do not offer their praise and dubs unto Celestia.

What the pair of extremists did next was horrifying, as they proceeded to decapitate a prisoner, identified as Pinkie Pie, on-camera.

The United Nations has released a statement of condemnation of ISIS's actions in the form of a strongly worded letter. The extremists reportedly hung up on the refridgerator, noting that it was "cute" and that they were impressed that the UN could color inside the lines.

The 2 extremists in the photo were identified as being former leaders of the "Anti-Brony Brotherhood" - American teenagers who were fed up with their hard lives living in the suburbs who fled the country to join ISIS. "Todd" and "Steve" left manifestos on their Facebook pages before disappearing last Fall, detailing how "fed up" they were with "fucking bronies" for constantly beating them at "Call of Duty" online. Their parent's claim it was the last time they were heard from before appearing in the video.

Todd's parents have not yet commented on the fact the video appears to be shot in their kitchen in Wisconsin.