My Little Pony causes Satanic Sexual Confusion


"Satan is using My Little Pony to destroy manhood!" Claims "The Vigilant Christian". Over the past few years we've heard numerous claims that My Little Pony poses some sort of threat to masculinity and the American way, but little did we know just how evil it truly is. According to the highly credible source "The Vigilant Christian" Youtube channel, it's far more sinister - and Satan is responsible. 
Naturally this is all the fault of the Illuminati, and it has taken the wise leadership of vigilant Christians such as these and George Cain to show us the error of our ways.



Of COURSE the pony fandom is a tool of Satan to destroy the American family, how could we be so blind. The micropayments on the Gameloft app should have been clue enough.

So repent horsefuckers! Cast off the shackles of Satan!
Posted Monday, 26 January 2015 at 5:07 pm
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Comments (28)

  1. Jade Aurora26 January 2015 at 17:11

    >has hooves
    >creates horsefuckers

    Who wants to bet Saddam just broke up with him? It all makes sense!

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    1. Anonymous26 January 2015 at 18:50

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo

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  2. Anonymous26 January 2015 at 17:28

    Too unfunny, needs more explosions. 2/10

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  3. Anonymous26 January 2015 at 17:38

    See, people like this and George Cain are the reason try to kill myself.

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  4. haymaker26 January 2015 at 18:37

    This shit is straight up hilarious.

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  5. Anonymous26 January 2015 at 18:48

    >mfw this fandom provides satanic cults with a large, steady supply of virgin sacrifices

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  6. VoteEmOUT201626 January 2015 at 18:55

    The brony fandom has a few agendas: a far left agenda and a gay agenda. The fandom is another move from communist queers and sexual feminazis to push forward a vicious anti family/ anti Christian values rhetoric on common sense Americans. Their aim is to destroy social conservative values that have kept America from turning into the Taliban's Afghanistan and the Soviet Union. Given the alarming popularity this extreme leftist movement in the guise as geek culture has accumulated over the years, the America we know now is throwing off everything that made it stronger during the 80s under Mr. Reagan.

    We are no longer the nation the entire world respected and feared. No more will the bad guys think twice before fucking with the USA. Because what's there to fuck with? A nation of wimps and unhealthy fucktards who think playing too much CoD or whatever shooters qualifies them as "real soldiers". The brony fandom needs to be exposed for what it truly is: a leftwing, communist coup d'etat on the American heartland way of life.

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    1. Anonymous26 January 2015 at 22:56

      The majority of ponyfags i know are libertarian, Granted I myself am a marxist so you there you go

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    2. Krupam27 January 2015 at 00:57

      Pfff, for fucks' sake, this is a cartoon fandom, not a political party.

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    3. Anonymous27 January 2015 at 12:11

      Indeed! All this racist misogynistic rape fedoras are far left commugays and feminazis! We must warn the people by creating a hashtag!

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  7. Anonymous26 January 2015 at 19:21

    https://eunicewentworth.wordpress.com/2012/10/28/furries-bronies-porn-and-ponies-signs-of-a-culture-in-decline/

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  8. Anonymous26 January 2015 at 20:04

    Haha, about time the tinfoil hat squad got around to us. I'm curious though, "Satan" is one thing, they say that about whatever they don't like - but why the conflation of "bronies" and the SJW agenda, which I don't deny is hyper-leftist, in the eyes of these far-right wingnuts? If anything bronies are mostly moderates and libertarians, SJW hate us for being male and not apologizing for it, remember? We couldn't go into the neo-fascist clubhouse even if we wanted to and from what I've seen we really, really don't.

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    1. Anonymous27 January 2015 at 12:17

      Yeah, it's like this is all just petty name-calling bullshit and words like "misogynist" and "Maxist" have completely lost all meaning or something.

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  9. Unknown26 January 2015 at 20:55

    Turn away Satan?

    So...stop buying Ted Anderson comics?

    10/10 Best Original Joke

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    1. Anonymous27 January 2015 at 03:09

      Ted has reblogged posts in the past that show he hates male MLP fans. What if he's actually a good writer, but he intentionally writes shitty comics for MLP because he hates them?

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  10. Anonymous26 January 2015 at 21:47

    At 0:55, you have to listen very closely and maybe play it over a couple of times, but I think somebody's snickering in the background.

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  11. Anonymous27 January 2015 at 00:52

    Not sure of this is satire or bait.

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  12. Anonymous27 January 2015 at 02:05

    Well, they covered a 'ponies promote satan' video once, and a 'bronies promote christainity' video once, in the same podcast. So they could.
    Personally, I think they need to feature this faggot in every episode, his shit can actually be funny when there someone else intercutting it with commentary.

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  13. dd27 January 2015 at 07:37

    Well this seems perfectly legit.

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  14. dd27 January 2015 at 07:38

    Well this seems perfectly legit.

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  15. Anonymous27 January 2015 at 07:39

    Someone tell Faust and Meghan about this lunatic

    And peter new :)

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  16. Anonymous27 January 2015 at 10:12

    Of course, nobody would intentionally insert pagan and satanic symbols just to make the simpletons freak out a bit more... If it was me, I'dd be scream GOALLLLLLL!!!!! right now in my bedroom.

    I don't even know if I fond this funny and pathetic anymore, maybe just pathetic

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  17. Anonymous27 January 2015 at 12:21

    >implying liking ponies = liking penises

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  18. Anonymous28 January 2015 at 03:14

    Ben kinda has lately, but it almost visibly causes TJ pain to listen to this fucker.

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  19. Anonymous29 January 2015 at 20:02

    This is some serious Poe's law shit going on in here.

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  20. Anonymous31 January 2015 at 01:10

    >implying that internet doesn't have far darker stuff out there.

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  21. Anonymous4 February 2015 at 01:33

    WTF is this shit. Now where to feminine. While the feminists tell us to stop our bro shit with the quintessential girls only show. You just can't please anyone now en days.

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