China begins mass-producing Inflatable Sexy Pony dolls


Behold, the latest, and simply greatest bootleg merch to ever hit the market. Straight out of  China, ready for ordering, is the "Sexy Inflatable Girl Pony" that you see above. That's right everyone, China is now mass-producing Anthro Rainbow Dash sex dolls.
According to the listings here and here and here  Dash stands at 5 foot 9 inches tall and is made of PVC.


The price on the site says that one of these could be yours for as low as $99 a piece if you order in bulk, the factory is prepared to churn out as many as 3500 ponies a month if you need them to. 


It does appear to be one solid piece, much to the dismay of 80% of our readers, but the listing says that it IS good for parties, advertisments, or outdoor events. Seen here is a full-grown Chinese man standing next to a fully-inflated Dash doll. 


Just imagine what a great pool-toy it would make.


The company producing these also says it can do custom orders, so making other characters, or your OC IS a possibility, if you're willing to wire money directly to mainland China. 

If we do not see these beginning to show up at conventions we will be disappointed in all of you. 

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Posted Friday, 16 January 2015 at 9:03 am
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Comments (102)

  1. Unknown16 January 2015 at 09:07

    gimme the money and I'll take one to galacon

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  2. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 10:02

    Marvelous.

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  3. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 10:43

    >No Wings

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    1. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 11:49

      They're in the front.

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    2. Phantom24017 January 2015 at 20:48

      Brilliant! hahaha

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    3. Dildos for Unicorns7 November 2016 at 10:00

      Watch this space.. their next release will no doubt be a unicorn model with strap on dildo.... Double the pleasure!
      If someone can think it up, there is someone out there who wants one!

      Delete
  4. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 12:59

    This is fucking ugly and I need about a dozen.

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  5. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 13:31

    Nightmare Moon, Nightmare Rarity, and now Nightmare Dash — ouch!

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  6. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 14:07

    Words fail.

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  7. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 15:11

    >anthro

    Complete utter shit.

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  8. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 17:25

    Need to fill one with helium, and then release it inside during a con.

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    1. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 20:26

      Freakin' namefagging ad-bots...

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  10. Anonymous16 January 2015 at 22:24

    Admit it - if the face didn't look like she lost a fight with the a 2x4, you lot would all be buying these by the dozens.

    Also, what's with the lighter patch over the crotch?

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    1. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 14:10

      At least she didn't lose to a modded 2x4

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  11. Anonymous17 January 2015 at 08:12

    No crotch tits, filthy casual.

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  12. Anonymous17 January 2015 at 14:23

    I don't like the way it looks, I could design something better than that.

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  13. Anonymous17 January 2015 at 18:25

    "If we do not see these beginning to show up at conventions we will be disappointed in all of you." I think there's a typo in here...

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  14. Unknown18 January 2015 at 00:00

    fucking disgusting

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    1. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 14:35

      So is your mum but we still smash her

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  15. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 08:48

    Isn't Rainbow Dash a boy? What a waste of natural resources.

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    1. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 18:47

      Rainbow Dash is a girl. She's a very masculine girl, but she's a girl.

      Delete
  16. Anony18 January 2015 at 09:45

    Why flat face and no muzzle... have they ever seen a MLP?

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    1. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 06:59

      That's probably how they were able to avoid a C&D from Hasbro, sadly.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous19 May 2015 at 00:57

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    3. andrew sky4 December 2016 at 23:13

      That's what you call Pony Noseless your so funny

      Delete
  17. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 10:36

    I wanna see the poon!

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  18. Unknown18 January 2015 at 11:58

    rofl

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  19. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 12:31

    HA. GAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

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  20. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 13:44

    How do you MOUNT this ?

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    1. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 14:46

      I was wondering tooooo.... WHERES THE COOOZ!? I WANNA FINGER IT SO I CAN SEE WHAT TO EXPECT!

      Delete
  21. Colton DRG18 January 2015 at 14:54

    Fucking China.

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  22. SQUID!18 January 2015 at 15:00

    No wings. . . . .& honestly if its going to be a sex toy, it should look like the image at the top of the page where it says "horse news". . . . .all fours, paws down, ass up, tail to the side. . . . . .just sayin, if you make it more accurate you'll have a wider audience. . . . .ehehehehe

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    1. Unknown19 January 2015 at 00:58

      Friend, you are preaching to the choir here, I'm not a big fan of anthroshit myself.

      Delete
  23. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 15:10

    how many holes?

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  24. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 15:57

    Only a true warrior would mount such a mighty steed and ride it into battle.

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  25. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 16:53

    You guys are fucking gross

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  26. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 20:04

    At least the cutie mark is on both sides.. right?

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  27. Unknown18 January 2015 at 20:53

    This is 100% vomit.

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  28. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 21:14

    But are they anatomically correct?

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  29. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 22:14

    And this is why I'm slowly regretting becoming a brony, this community is just delving deeper and deeper into the disgusting.

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    1. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 22:43

      "slowly regretting"
      please regret quicker this is literally an inflatable cartoon porn horse

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    2. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 06:55

      >2015
      >only just regretting becoming a brony

      Where the fuck have you been?

      Delete
    3. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 11:59

      This shit isn't new. This sort of thing has existed before you became a brony. Granted, the community is autism (and some are self-aware of it) but this shit shouldn't be much of a shocker when you realize people make this shit before, especially if some did it for a quick buck.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 19:11

      Bruh, literally, this was made in a Chinese company. For mass production. This wasn't some guy in his basement that made it (>implying that the idea wasn't had in the same place). I'm not saying people aren't gonna buy this shit, but this wasn't really our fault.

      Delete
  30. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 22:24

    I'm a vendor working venues like fairs, parades, and trade shows and that price point is rediculous, even for a single unit shipped from Asia. Inflates are prone to rupture--1/8, even with an expert; 2/3 with a noob--and only a fool would pay more than $30 for a case of ten.

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  31. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 22:31

    looks like American girls.

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  32. Anonymous18 January 2015 at 22:51

    looks great guys!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07GQqAnpJqA

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  33. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 01:51

    How long before a brony marries one?

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  34. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 02:30

    "how long before a brony marries one?" its already happened look up "brony marries twilight sparkle" I swear to god this fandom has gone to far, i mean i used to be able to live with it! STOP ALREADY. Geez

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  35. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 02:42

    I can't Clop to this.

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  36. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 06:51

    Fuck This Shit. But it will be better if you do the actual version (With wings and a better head)

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  37. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 09:15

    Finally

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  38. Silex19 January 2015 at 11:09

    Don't get why people are so handy. Not my thing because of the character - if it was a different character from something else I'd be interested. It's a nice idea for those who are into inflatable, as I know a lot of furries have a thing for it. The lack of wings, and the weird flat face is also a bit of a bother.
    For those looking for feral versions who don't care about the material, plushophillia modded plushes with sph parts do exist already and are in demand for ponies.
    There's nothing wrong or shameful about liking it, but definitely don't associate it with all others who like MLP, much like furries too aren't all a bunch of yiff fans. Different people like different stuff, and some folks latch onto interests which in themselves begin to turn sexual later.

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  39. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 11:56

    From their listing
    Usage: Advertisement, parties, clubs, parks, outdoor entertainment, backyard
    One can imagine this being used for a kid's birthday party or for the advertisement of Chinese bootleg MLP toys.

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  40. J.E.Smith19 January 2015 at 14:14

    Hopefully Hasbro cracks down on this....

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  41. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 14:15

    Fucking disgusting.

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  42. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 14:56

    >over 89000 views on this article

    Shit people

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  43. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 15:16

    guess it was based on this https://e621.net/post/show/482301/2014-anthro-anthrofied-blue_fur-breasts-cleavage-c :^)

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    1. Anonymous27 January 2015 at 00:23

      If it actually looked like that, i'd be on it in a heartbeat.

      Delete
  44. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 15:58

    Want to much! I hope they come in Celestia, Fluttershy and Rarity <3

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  45. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 16:55

    que es esa wea tan horrible

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  46. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 19:11

    >Anthro
    >2015
    >Not even semi-anthro
    Fuck this gay earth.

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  47. Anonymous19 January 2015 at 20:33

    no wings so it wont go away like the rest of your girlfriends

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  48. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 02:05

    Why....WHYYYYY,!?!?!!!!!!

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  49. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 04:01

    Its stuff like this that makes wonder why I stay in the fandom. I mean seriously, this is getting out of hand

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  50. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 06:10

    Guys stop being so retarded.

    This is bootleg made by china, for ONCE it's not caused by us, they'd probably do another popular random cartoon character if MLP didn't exist.

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  51. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 11:34

    My god this is some terrible quality

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  52. Jack Rayner20 January 2015 at 11:40

    BLOODY HELL MY COCK IS SO ERRECT I LOVE PONY CUNT IN MY FAT FUCKING FACE YG3WEFBRNJ

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  53. Anonymous20 January 2015 at 12:35

    why

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  54. Tannara20 January 2015 at 20:46

    ugh $550 really over priced for a gag gift.

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    1. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 06:02

      But really underpriced for a girlfriend

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    2. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 14:21

      Except that the average brony weighs 550 pounds. *POP*

      Delete
  55. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 07:00

    Of all the cool stuff Hasbro has no business giving a C&D to and this slips through the cracks? The system has truly failed.

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    1. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 17:33

      Yes, it's funny that Hasbro can't stop them.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 18:18

      Keep in mind that chinks rip off absolutely everything, from car designs to Disneylands. Even if this abomination got on Hasbro's radar, they couldn't do shit about it.

      Delete
  56. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 10:46

    Bronies, China, You are all full of shit.
    I'm going to take a pistol and I'm going to shoot your miserable dick off.

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  57. Anonymous21 January 2015 at 18:17

    Is that a tail coming out of your butt, or was someone just happy to see you?

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  58. Anonymous29 January 2015 at 09:13

    You can't even put something in its mouth..

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  59. Anonymous1 March 2015 at 12:34

    If someone comes here from Cracked.com .

    Realize that this website is not a REAL "bronies news" and more satirical in its reporting, and is a knockoff of 4chan itself.

    Thus, most of the reactions in both articles or comments are exagerated for kicks and fun.

    That said, have fun!

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    1. Jim the Ponyguy1 March 2015 at 21:10

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    2. Jim the Ponyguy1 March 2015 at 21:13

      Actually, we here at Horse News are very serious and take Journalistic Integrity to heart. In fact, 3 out of our 5 editors hold degrees in journalism, and one member of our team is even a producer at a television studio! You will be hard pressed to find a more legitimate My Little Pony fan organization.

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  60. Anonymous1 March 2015 at 16:33

    This is creepy, I'm a funeral director with mential illness, been to a phychospital 23 times and I find this to be desturbing.

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    this one is better

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