Big Mac gets Biblical on this Bible Beating Brony
Cain (who we assume had a brother named Abel), starts off by telling Andrea Libman, M.A. Larson, and Peter New to stay away from Trotcon, because they will have adult materials available in a secured room, late at night, that requires government-issued photo ID to enter.
He calls Peter his "cousin" (which given his type, probably isn't a good thing), and asks them to boycott the convention "Out of Nobility". Peter, is having none of that shit and informs the misguided messiah that he is perfectly capable of handling himself.
He then begins to reference scripture, and even goes as far as to try and get toy vendors to avoid the convention to help his one-man-crusade against the heathen horsefuckers.
He also begins to tell New how he should live his life by saying he should stay away from web pages that show Adult materials (aka the majority of the Internet).
Peter even went as far as to drop some science on Saint George, sending his flood down the drain.
Naturally, the pony community catches wind of the exchange rather quickly, jumping in the argument, and Peter lays the final nail in the coffin, by doing something that radicals and fundamentalists absolutely cannot stand: actually applying the scripture and not just quoting it.
Peter tells his followers to turn the other cheek, and not judge, lest they be judged themselves.
The battle of wits, in which Cain was unarmed, and Peter brought a Flamethrower, was decidedly over. But the zealot is anything if not persistent, as his crusade continues.
Remember to always let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
And get that guy to hurry up because we want our turn.
That dude is so cingeworthy, lol
ReplyDeleteAh, thanks for being there for us who didn't see this. This kinda shit is so common on 4chan that I only enjoy it when it happens elsewhere on the net. The only good this universe need is the Saint Based God Peter!
ReplyDeletePeter is still kind of a fag in regards to Emily Jones.
DeleteI mean, even Tinker is right about things on occasion, but it doesn't change that they are pretty horrible in general.
Apparently, someone hasn't read the third or fourth post in which Horse News promotes Purple Tinker.
DeleteWhat ever happened to the interview with this guy that Horse News were supposed to publish? I thought it supposedly happened almost two weeks ago?
ReplyDeleteChelis is getting around to it. I asked him the other day.
DeleteI'm conflicted. This Cain guy (and kudos for the Able bit, got a giggle from me) is a cringeworthy fundie of the highest order... but then we got Peter and OsakaJackoff in there, too. Shit...
ReplyDeleteI really hope this continues, this has the beginnings of some delicious drama.
I doubt it will, unless Cain pushes it really far. If anything, the VA's are trained to put down arguments as they arise.
DeleteI think we can probably count on him taking it too far. It's what he is known for. From what I heard he only removed his YouTube videos and apologized because someone found his personal info (not hard when you use your real name). He seems to have forgotten that though or old habits die hard.
DeleteNo, I apologized and deleted my videos because my Christian friend convicted me that my methods were too harsh and were pushing people away from God.
DeleteMore like future Chris-Chan
ReplyDeleteOh god, after you guys retweeted Peter New, I was REALLY hoping you'd do an article about this fundie nutjob. Fucken sweet.
ReplyDeleteI still made the news.
ReplyDeleteNot here, no you didn't.
DeleteThey tried not to include me, but one of the mentions Cain made was about me.
DeleteAttention-seeking behaviour isn't an attractive trait, Psi.
DeleteCool
Delete>pedomommy
ReplyDeleteI guess she's never going away now that her son shilled gramma sibsy.
I smell the virginity reeking off of you, sir.
DeleteThis fandom needs gates.
ReplyDeleteSo does Ohio, fuck.
This guy is priceless: http://i.imgur.com/qpr3Jdf.png
ReplyDelete"The battle of wits, in which Cain was unarmed, and Peter brought a Flamethrower"
ReplyDeleteI was just drinking tea, you bastards.
This guy keeps getting lulzier. TrotCon had 18+ stuff like, in its first year. I chilled with Skoon and watched HotDiggedyDemon draw a pregnant Pinkie Pie (? I can't remember, I wasn't the one who commissioned the pic) with a dick.
ReplyDeleteI seriously hope someone's keeping an eye on this wingnut.
ReplyDeletePeople who are difficult to take seriously are easy to ignore.
DeleteThat said, I think Peter New showed him, and us, a hand full of aces. Based beyond belief!
I'm in tears. What's even better is that that thread eventually derailed into New and Cain arguing about evolution. Christ.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I really hope they update the article with that stuff. And don't forget this little exchange: http://imgur.com/qeBjH5A
DeleteDo we have proof this guy isn't an uber ebin trolle?
ReplyDeleteI mean, this is the internet, and he dox himself, surely he is subscribed to a local church association or something if he is that pious?
About time someone from the show's staff told off Osaka Jack in the process. Fat, bitter, weeaboo scumbag.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I'm not the Messiah. Jesus is.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you're not the Messiah?
DeleteNew may have his flaws, but he's admittedly pretty based.
ReplyDeleteNobody tells Andrea Libman what to do and where to go. She's Fluttershy, dammit!
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