Wisconsin Man gives horse oral sex while stoned, gets arrested

Sheriff's deputies in Wisconsin arrested a man who after viewing an excessive amount of "Horse Porn" (we assume of Twilight Sparkle), decided to mask himself & make his horse fantasies come true in a barn where he gave a poor horse a blowjob & a handjob.


Jared Kreft, 30, of Wausau, WI admitted to sheriff's deputies that he has indeed, fucked the horse inside the barn he was found in with the poor horse whom in a pot-induced hallucination assumed was his waifu. He was also found with a jar of lubrication that he used for his session of horsefucking & a bong which he smoked from that helped induce his hallucinations of a pastel colored pony with a bigger blacker dick.

He was charged with "Sexual Gratification with an Animal Sex Organ", possession of pot & bail jumping and is being held on a $2,000 bond and ordered to stay away from the horse & the barn the horse resides in but it is not likely he will stay away as he continues to profess his love to his waifu.

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