Sibsy and MandoPony to seperate


Love: It's just awful. Especially if you had it and lost it. The brony community's equivalent to Brangelina, Sando appears to be no more. On twitter today, Sibsy made her feelings clear in Caps Lock. Her and Mando are no more following the corruption charges made against him earlier this evening.



 Remember hearing about or feeling how awful it was to be broken up by text? Imagine being divorced by Twitter, folks. That is how Sabrina Allspaghetti do. The whole fandom cried out at the loss of horse famous relationship fodder and there have already been several shipper suicides reported.

 So why did this happen? Earlier we got exclusive information from 2028 presidential candidate George Cain that MandoPony has been secretly attempting to corrupt the world's youth through his brony songs that include references to graphic bestiality and excessive cursing. We reached out to Sibsy for comment, and it seems this was the first she heard of it. After reading the article, Horse News can now proudly say we caused a divorce. That's one for the Horse News scoreboard.
We attempted to reach Sibsy and Mando for further comment, but seeing how Sibsy was hysterically crying and drawing some weird looking sad panda fish and Mando was playing his guitar half naked and gently weeping, we will simply have to wait to see who gets to keep the plushie collection.

 For the record, Sibsy will get it. Because she's a lady.

The wait is over gentlemen. You may now begin fighting over Sibsy to be your waifu. It's cool, Horse News is filled with virgins, we don't care.
Posted Monday, 8 December 2014 at 1:18 am
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Comments (35)

  1. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 01:54

    #ThatWasQuick

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  2. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 02:53

    Is this some kind of joke being orchestrated by ya'll? Granted, I'd love to see the couple crash and burn, but....somehow, this feels staged as fuck.

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    1. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 04:09

      >somehow, this feels staged
      welcome to horsenews newfriend :^)

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    2. Sibsy8 December 2014 at 11:56

      sorry to disappoint :P

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    3. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 22:25

      Very funny, Sibsy. Bu the way, enjoy having your MandoMommy in law having veto power over your entire relationship. If your relationship makes it past 2017, I'll be fucking stunned.

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    4. Sibsy9 December 2014 at 16:05

      Will do!

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  3. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 05:14

    See? The gay liberal Marxist feminist social justice French agenda being pushed by MandoPony has led to yet another divorce. This is what the Left wants, folks - to tear down the sacred institution of the American family! Open your eyes!

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  4. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 05:31

    I have adblock, but the music is still playing. How do I stop it?

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    1. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 06:51

      Sacrifice a goat to our glorious Pony gods and carve Faust on to your chest

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    2. Anonymous12 December 2014 at 14:06

      I did that a year ago already, what else can I do??

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  5. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 07:59

    Capper must be damn near asexual if he's only gotten off 21 times here

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    1. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 08:03

      They don't post enough porn

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  6. MandoPony8 December 2014 at 11:31

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    1. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 13:13

      So I heard you're single. You, me at Olive Garden at ten?

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    2. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 13:28

      What's your Grindr handle, big boy?

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    3. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 22:26

      Gonna go cry to your mommy and beg her to let you stick it in so you can feel better? Pussified excuse for a man.

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    4. MandoPony8 December 2014 at 23:51

      Anon 1: Sorry, I like real Italian food.
      Anon 2: Oh stoppit you, I'm not big.
      Anon 3: Do you think I still live with my parents or something? I feel like your insult would make more sense if that were the truth. Sorry to disappoint. :/ Keep working at trolling, you may get good at it one day. I believe in you! <3

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    5. Anonymous9 December 2014 at 06:31

      By the way, Mando, enjoy having your MandoMommy in law having veto power over yours and Sibsy's relationship. If it actually makes it past 2017 then I'll be stunned. You freaking mama's boys infuriate me to no end.

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    6. Anonymous9 December 2014 at 09:01

      >thinking that's really him

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    7. MandoPony9 December 2014 at 11:03

      Yep, it's actually me. I'll post a tweet at 9am PST that just says "pony" to prove it. ;) And to the other anon who seems very angry ... it sounds like your mommy never hugged you. I'm so sorry for that.

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    8. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 03:38

      No. It's not that my mommy never hugged me. By the way, the most disgusting thing about your claim, Mando, is its pervasiveness. Anyway, I believe in being independent from my parents. Asking for advice from them is one thing, Mando. But you allowing your mother to have control of your very life and dreams is beyond pathetic. Whenever something goes wrong, you can't go running back to mommy and daddy and tell them to make everything go away. You have to stand up, in the face of adversity and be a fucking man. Which is apparently, something you will never be considering the last fiasco you had involving the Crebber family.

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    9. MandoPony10 December 2014 at 18:26

      My mom has no control over anything I do, nor does she want it. I have no idea where you're getting this idea, nor do I have any idea who the "Crebber" family is.

      Tell me exactly what it means to be a man, please. Does it involve hurling random incoherent insults online while hiding behind the name "anonymous"? Because that doesn't sound very brave to me. I'm the one who puts myself out there, publishing music for people to enjoy or hate, whatever they wish. I'm the one who's making a living doing what I love. I'm the one who is engaged to an amazing woman that I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with. I have a successful career as a songwriter. I'm blessed with awesome friends who support me. I take care of my family when they need it, and I am unafraid to express that I care for my mother, father, and sister who all live very far away from me. I have the strength to laugh at myself, learn from mistakes, show kindness to every random person I meet, and I have the drive to succeed at everything that I do. I didn't always have that strength--yet I have grown, and can now confidently say that I do.

      I do not hide behind a mask of anonymity while happily spreading toxicity throughout the internet.

      So please. Tell me. Who among us is the real man?

      I initially responded to you because I found it entertaining--but I'm done now. You've obviously hanging on to a lot of misguided and misinformed anger. I'm going to ignore you now and let you sort out your issues in the darkness on your own. Peace out and be well.

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    10. Anonymous11 December 2014 at 07:04

      I want princess celestia to pee in my mouth

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    11. Anonymous11 December 2014 at 07:30

      >long thoughtful comments
      >I want Celestia to pee in my mouth

      Never change Horse News comments

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  7. Flameheart Kindle8 December 2014 at 16:44

    Oh dear.

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  8. Unknown8 December 2014 at 17:25

    We need more scores on the scoreboard, I suggest adding a "press passes revoked".

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  9. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 18:02

    >Made other national 'news' sites

    What is that in reference to?

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  10. Anonymous8 December 2014 at 18:07

    Capper only came 21 times? I'm disappointed.

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  11. Anonymous9 December 2014 at 01:49

    Only 1,347 Tumblr feminists? That seems low, quite frankly. *shrugs*

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  12. Anonymous9 December 2014 at 15:13

    That scoreboard had me in hysterics.

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  13. Anonymous10 December 2014 at 02:11

    FOX NEWS, AMIRITE?

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  14. Mister Twister10 December 2014 at 18:11

    WAS IT ALL A JOKE, OR IS THE WORLD GOING MAD??

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  15. Anonymous13 December 2014 at 05:18

    No horsenews did 9/11, holocaust, the Iraq War, ISIS, WWI & II, the Bolshevik Revolution, etc.? I'm disappointed in you

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  16. Anonymous31 July 2021 at 03:56

    This....aged poorly.

    Or like fine wine, depending on how you feel about the ultimate results.

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  17. Anonymous24 January 2023 at 22:55

    bruh

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