Before there was the Pony Cum Jar Project, there was Jizzmas. An annual event in which Jizzus Christ would descend unto /b/ to display his semen collection. This tradition dates back to 2007, and has happened every year on December 26th ever since. The man responsible has kept his collection going (in the name of science we assume).
Jizzmas Christ shared some troubling news with his 7th coming, that he may not be able to continue the tradition that so many 4channers look forward to, some even moreso than Christmas itself.
We believe his works are the inspiration for the now-infamous "Pony Cum Jar Project" that saw a toy Rainbow Dash boiled in semen last month.
Absolutely disgusting.
ReplyDeleteNot convinced this is actual jizz. Not in the slightest.
Deletewell did my own lil experiment with keeping jizz in a bottle didn't store nearly as much as that but over a year that is pretty muchso what it looks like as it ages, but will say this it smells god awful
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ReplyDeleteI wanna drink it while I'm jerking off.
ReplyDeleteoh baby cant wait for tis year!!!!!!!!!
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