Merch Spotlight: Cutie Mark Crusaders Gone Wild and More!


I don't remember this in the movie...
...Wild Rainbow, that is!



HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT FLASH YOU SURE ARE A FUNNY GUY YOU REALLY HAD ME GOING WITH THAT CLEVER PUN YOU PUT IN THE TITLE LIKE YOU WERE GOING TO POST SOME KIND OF NSFW IMAGES OF UNDERAGE CARTOON HORSES ON YOUR WORK-SAFE "NEWS" SITE MAN Y'ALL HINGLE'D MY McCRINGLEBERRIES ALRIGHT!

But seriously, some of the shit they're putting out on the shelves is just getting weird.
Why do I have a sudden urge to listen to Flock of Seagulls?
When I first saw the picture of the back of the box, my first thought was that it was another cheap third-party knockoff. If only we could be so lucky...

While the toys themselves are about what you've all come to expect from Equestria Girls toys, the vectors on the back of the box seem to be intended for an audience a little older than "Age 5+." Maybe they're starting to catch on?

I'm not sure if I'm more confused by what Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Fluttershy are doing to each other or why none of them seem to be enjoying it.

"But that doesn't mean they're appealing to their older audience! That's just Russians being a bunch of weird Commies!"
Hope you didn't want top...
Not that I'm surprised we see pictures like that coming from a country whose citizens drink vodka like water, but this one is from the good ol' English-speaking country of America.  And with that view and those eyes, I think it's pretty clear where Twilight Sparkle wants you to go and what you're going to do on the bed.

If Hasbro keeps up this trend, we may all be lucky enough to get an official Hasbro-produced dakimakura for Christmas next year.  The downside of this, though, is that we'll probably get pictures like this on them:

But Hasbro is still committed to delivering important life messages to the few little girls still watching the show that haven't been scared off by us.  Important life messages like "Do crystal meth!"
This lunchbox wasn't made for stashing lunch...
Thanks to @pixelkitties for unwittingly providing some of these pictures
Posted Monday, 29 December 2014 at 10:58 pm
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Comments (13)

  1. Anonymous29 December 2014 at 23:06

    That CMC set has been out for months.

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  2. Anonymous30 December 2014 at 00:20

    Gotta love Hasbro making merch that's so progressive for it's target audience!

    No but seriously, they're slutting up the younger characters now. EQG really is their sad excuse to make money off of humanized rule 34.

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    1. ChikaHakozaki30 December 2014 at 03:26

      >mlp gen 1-3.5 made to sell shitty merch
      >no one cares
      > mlp gen 4 comes out
      >Autists buy merch
      >Eqg comes out
      > Autists are all like but this is just blatant consumerism
      >Half of them buy shitty merch anyway

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  3. Anonymous30 December 2014 at 01:17

    Maybe being trampy little tarts will get them their cutie marks!

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    1. Anonymous30 December 2014 at 04:16

      I don't think tramp stamps count as cutie marks.

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    2. Anonymous30 December 2014 at 09:50

      But will the world know the difference?

      I know Twilight said in season one that you can't force a cutie mark to appear with magic, but there's nothing stopping them from just going out to a tattoo parlour and telling the artist to get creative on their asses (literally).

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  4. Anonymous30 December 2014 at 16:22

    CMC unf~

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  5. Unknown30 December 2014 at 21:40

    Twilight's bedroom eyes are almost as bad as Rainbow Dash's regular eyes.

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  6. Anonymous31 December 2014 at 04:12

    No blackgryph0n pedo pone? I'm disappointed in you, Hasjew

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  7. Anonymous31 December 2014 at 11:28

    Hasbro is now selling lolis.
    Is this real life~~

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