Future US President condemns MandoPony's behavior

No one in this world is clean of sins. Not even the folks here at Horse News, your favorite family friendly pony news site. However, the one thing that's inexcusable? Promoting disgusting humor and behavior as a celebrity. Even as a Horse Famous "celebrity," one must set an example. It's been recently brought to us that MandoPony has duped us for too long with his disgusting behavior, and it took an up and coming politician to show us the truth about Mando.

George Cain, a Chemical Engineering undergrad from Cleveland, has been present on the political scene for several years now. More specifically Twitter and YouTube where he shares his political thoughts that are viewed by maybe dozens of people every month. With his keen interest in the political universe, leaning towards the Christian Conservative side of things, Cain has made his political aspirations very public, announcing his run for US Senate and then President of the United States. 

While he's both a devout servant of Yahweh and led by Jesus Christ, Cain is also a dedicated Brony, proclaiming Rainbow Dash as "his heartbeat." This, of course, following the second commandment of "...You shall not bow down to [other likenesses] nor serve them. With the exception of your favorite cartoon characters. Accept for Sonata, my waifu." Once he entered the fandom, Cain took it upon himself to be the watchdog of the fandom to keep us all on the right track. That's when Cain noticed MandoPony and his music.

While Cain said he was "once a fan," it seems that is no longer true. First noticing the ungodly nature in the classic Better than You, the hymn of all DashFags, Cain noticed something strange. That under back tracking and clever ponilluminati editing, you can hear Mando saying, and I apologize in advance to anyone reading this article with their children after Youth Group, the f-word. Completely censored and said once or twice, but still there to corrupt our well adjusted, God fearing youth. 

Again, we're sorry you had to listen to this. We know how awful it must be for you.

The rabbit hole didn't stop there. The worst of it all comes from Mando's infamous mega hit, Horse Famous. While this song was written as a love letter to FinalDraft and his wonderful ways, it seems it too came with some unfortunate alternate agenda. Turning us all in the ponyphiles. More specifically, to forcefully have sexual intercourse in the mounting position for the sole purpose insemination with Cain's wife, Rainbow Dash.

Yep, Mando some how put in the acronym I.W.T.C.I.R.D. unnoticed. Until now.

Please brace yourself and send the kids out of the room. The acronym stands for, and we once again apologize for the graphic nature here, "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash." You can pause to ask Yahweh for forgiveness if you wish.

We know this music is insulting to your ears. Don't worry, it's over now.

Thankfully, this community has someone like Cain on the watch. Since his findings, he has now called out MandoPony publicly in the video above and on Twitter. When reached for comment, Mando simply laughed. While he knows he's been caught, he continues to spread his disgusting message across the fandom, knowing that the lame brain liberal media over at EquestriaDaily and, to a less important extent EverfreeNetwork, would never bring the story to light.

It seems even Cain's own mother was in on the conspiracy, ordering a ban on all MLP material in the house. In desperation, Cain prayed then reached for sympathy in the community.

What Mando and his cronies didn't count on was the fair and balanced coverage here at Horse News. We got you, you tool of the devil. At this time, Mando has not been reached for comment. But we think his actions speak for themselves.

It's just a good thing we were emailed the link to his YouTube, or else his wonderful work may have gone unnoticed on a larger scale. For instance, his take on the love and tolerant nature of the fandom and its connections to the LGBT community are made apparent in this video in which he apologizes to Maud Pie's VA Ingrid Nilson. In the video he declares his hatred for the "Gay Agenda in western civilization."

Or his message to "everypony" at Hasbro, DHX, and the fans to keep MLP pure and stay true to its God sent nature.

No matter what the problem, no matter how deep or how hard, we know that Cain is right around the corner to lay down the light. Clad in his finest Republican suit, flag pin, with bible in one arm and Rainbow Dash plushie and the other, Cain is part of the common people, a real mans man. Which is why Horse News is officially endorsing George Cain for President in 2028, just as MLP enters its 18th season.

Now let us leave you with the Horse News verse of the day, sponsored by Chick-Fil-A and Hobby Lobby.

"with all humility and gentleness, with patience, bearing with one another in love. Even the worst pony known as Rainbow Dash." 

 -Ephesians 4:2

"Do not stay on the road of temptations, my brothers. Take the righteous path, less ye be a faggot." - Horse News friend and founder of Troll Inc., Christopher Poole