Meghan McCarthy promoting the fedora lifestyle


Sad news coming in today, as yet another loss has been made in the field of public decency. Meghan McCarthy, notorious gang leader and shipper of waifus, used her major influence to further promote the traditional brony lifestyle. That lifestyle being ponies and fedoras. And actually liking Rarity.
This is the scene yesterday on Twitter involving a plushie, a popular hat among the obese, and Meghan "Bad Mother Fucker" McCarthy. In the post she clearly promotes the obvious liberal agenda in the brony fandom of fedoras, gay marriage, free aborted marijuanas, and that loud rock and roll music the kids enjoy. She was warned by other members of the community that this will only lead to trouble, but she just wouldn't stop. When asked why she continued by our sex slaves interns, Meghan only had this to say.


"It's my job to promote the healthy, natural, and wonderful lifestyle that these men enjoy. After all, all men want to be knights in shining armor"

-Meghan McCarthy





 While we can not confirm this, one of our interns reported after Meghan left the interview, she was found injecting five hard marijuanas. Regardless of this very, very skeptical claim, I would like to applaud her for understanding the difference between a fedora and a trilby. 

 And perhaps that was the true message here. It has nothing to do with politics, liberal agendas, or even dope peddling. The real message is that you neckbeards need to step up your hat game and get as classy as the rest of us. You filthy casuals.
Do you think I was going to let this gif die? This is the best fucking gif ever, you can get over it. Also this isn't libel, these were only claims. For fuck's sake this is Horse News, we're never serious.
Posted Wednesday, 5 November 2014 at 6:01 pm
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Comments (15)

  1. Anonymous5 November 2014 at 18:37

    Sure is hiatus

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  2. Anonymous5 November 2014 at 18:39

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  3. Anonymous5 November 2014 at 19:04

    That gif gave me multiple cancers.

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  4. Anonymous5 November 2014 at 19:25

    "News"

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  5. Anonymous5 November 2014 at 20:49

    okay, i agree, fedoras are cancer
    but then you go about saying its bad to be gay and to smoke weed
    wtf is wrong with you

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    1. Anonymous5 November 2014 at 22:33

      >what is making fun of conservative news

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    2. Anonymous6 November 2014 at 07:15

      > there is nothing wrong with being gay
      > there is nothing wrong with smoking weed

      I shiggy diggy.

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  6. Anonymous6 November 2014 at 00:59

    What about the liberal agenda of cumming inside ponys? cause I want to cum inside Meghan McCarthy

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  7. Anonymous6 November 2014 at 01:13

    REAL MEN DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT WEAR FEDORAS!

    Neckbeards, as a horsefucker, I like ponies to. But for fuck sake, if you're going to continue this fedora wearing bullshit, then turn in your fucking man-card, you slob!

    Ditch the fedora, shave the beard from your face and neck, because you're not impressing ANYONE. Start treating yourself with a bit of goddamn respect, while enjoying the fandom, otherwise, you're not going to get anywhere with people in social standings, let alone women. It just makes you look more and more autistic.

    While we're on the subject of autistic neckbeards, let me also state, for the record, that I'm absolutely certain that being fat is a sign of hating yourself. If you truly love and respected yourself, you would not have allowed yourself to become so fucking abhorrent.

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    1. Anonymous6 November 2014 at 13:49

      I cannot understand your shame in admitting that you actually enjoy fedoras just like the rest of us.

      Your quote of "REAL MEN DO NOT...WEAR FEDORAS!" is clearly circumspect. Indiana Jones wore one and was lauded. Simply because a few, and I'm trying to paraphrase here, fat slobs have chosen to wear a trillby cannot be sufficient to cause such angst.

      If you are concerned with them creating an unfair public image that you are now viewed with, remember that the average civilian doesn't even think about you. If they did, they likely would associate you not with the neckbeards, but with furries. I hope this sets your mind at ease.

      If not, you can always play the disenfranchised card. As a member of the societal minority group known as "horsefuckers" you can freely refer to the ordinary folks who would marginalize you as "shitlords" with no remuneration! The only stipulation is that you cannot make fun of fat neckbeards though, as they, just like you, are another protected subspecies. Have you not read the rules?

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    2. Anonymous6 November 2014 at 14:09

      That was pure fucking bait and you know it, faggot.

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    3. Anonymous6 November 2014 at 20:18

      Yeah yeah, I know. And it was originally made famous by Al Capone too. Check the calendar, you fucking moron. Indiana Jones and Al Capone ain’t coming ‘round the mountain any time soon. The Swastika was made famous by Adolph Hitler, should we bring that back and make it a mark of manliness too? Probably not. A fedora is not something a man of today should be wearing anymore than saying, along with ascot, girdle and Trilby.

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    4. Anonymous9 November 2014 at 17:05

      Fucking trillbies.

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