Denver Brony looking for love


It's no secret that bronies are by and large, some really lonely people. So it should be no surprise that some go looking for companionship the only way they know how-using the internet. That, however does not fully explain this craigslist personal ad on the "male for male" section from Denver.

 "Looking for a pet Scootaloo"
"I am looking for a pet Scootaloo.Scootaloo is a well liked filly from the cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on the Hub Network. She is an orange pegasus pony with difficulty flying, and a founding member of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
I'm seeking a man who will dress up like Scootaloo and act like Scootaloo full time. This posting is the only time you will be referred to as anything other than Scootaloo.
I have a good job and can support you as fillies stay home and don't work!
I'm a 26 year old Brony with short black hair and an athletic build, green eyes and I wear glasses.
I don't care what you look like or your age so long as you want to be my beloved Scootaloo.\
Pictures attached are of my favorite filly, Scootaloo."

 Is it a joke?
Maybe. We have no idea.

 But we're going to find out.

 "Dear Denver Brony..."
Posted Friday, 7 November 2014 at 5:01 pm
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Comments (13)

  1. Anonymous7 November 2014 at 17:11

    And then we never see Rarifag again...

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  2. Anonymous7 November 2014 at 17:26

    And naturally leave it to the Brony to look in the "Male Seeking Male" section first.

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  3. Anonymous7 November 2014 at 18:01

    Would do

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    1. Anonymous7 November 2014 at 19:39

      Post results in the "Rants and Raves" section, then link here.

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  4. Anonymous7 November 2014 at 20:04

    I live in Denver! I should respond....
    If I was gay, I would totally do it. I hate working & love cosplay

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    1. Anonymous8 November 2014 at 01:12

      But do you love pina coladas?

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    2. Anonymous12 November 2014 at 21:30

      More importantly, making love at midnight?

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  5. Anonymous8 November 2014 at 18:29

    And the funny thing is, by making fun of this guy, they are giving him free advertising directed at the group of people most likely to take him up on the offer

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    1. Anonymous9 November 2014 at 00:19

      I'd say it's a win-win, There's some new content here, and the dude might actually find a Scootaloo

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  6. CO Anon10 November 2014 at 10:58

    Oh god it lives in my state

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  7. Anonymous6 December 2014 at 16:19

    Autism speaks

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  8. BrendaPalmeri6 October 2016 at 05:51

    There are lots of different things in your city, what a great place!Thank you so much for sharing..heating and cooling

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