Cringe Corner: CrazyPonyMan - Harassment champion, looking for love (UPDATES)

I'm sure we all remember Jose Mendoza, right?  You know, the "unrecognized genius" who, despite his greatest efforts, just could not get Meghan McCarthy to turn his probably Shakespearean-level script into an episode?

While the Twitter account I'm about to show you may not quite reach this level of autistry, I couldn't help admire his heart.  Crazy Pony Man has spent the better part of the week harassing not one, but multiple show VAs, trying to prove to the world that Mendoza's dream is not dead.


Mendoza wanted Meghan McCarthy to read his godawful fanfiction.  So what is the drive behind CrazyPonyMan's tweeting to show staff at every opportunity?

Wedding bells are in the air! Could we be having another wedding at a My Little Pony convention, and that of a show voice actress no less?  Gosh, we better start ordering the cake, and I'm sure Andrea's gonna need a new dress...

But further research proved not only that not everything you read on the internet is true, but also that this Crazy Pony Man has literally no chance of even coming within 1000 feet of any show staff (if he keeps this up).

"Andrea pls respond"

...You should be getting the jist of it by now.  Basically, this guy's pulling a Jose Mendoza but by asking various VAs to marry him.

Yeah, you tell him!

My first reaction upon seeing this guy's Twitter was that it had to be some kind of sick joke, right?

Right?

...Right?

I looked through the guy's account, but unless it is one of the most clever ruses of our time, this dude's legit (and I wouldn't be surprised if he legitimately was in an insane asylum, as his bio states).

But, of course, he eventually realized that Libman would not be swayed by his charm, so he turned his attention elsewhere.

...This is why so many of them won't appear at conventions.

How could Nicole have possibly turned him down? He has the whole wedding planned and everything!

But despite his failure to Flash Sentry Nicole Oliver from her husband, perhaps he would have more success with another MLP staffer in a relationship:

>no hooves

 But alas, our Twitter Casanova was again cruelly turned down by the woman of his dreams of that day.

He's getting responses though. That's a positive sign, right?

But Crazy Pony Man doesn't know the meaning of "give up!" He has sent out a couple more feelers, but his sex life is still about as active as I am at writing articles here.

I really don't want to know.

But, you may ask, what else does Crazy Pony Man do?  I mean, nobody spends all their time harassing people on Twitter, right?

Fortunately, we can see from some of his Tweets that Crazy Pony Man does have some other hobbies.

Like, for example, telemarketing!

And playing Habbo Hotel!

And...

Never mind.

But will Crazy Pony Man be a one-hit wonder, or will he be able to compete with the great Jose Mendoza for the title of largest-scale harassment of show staff?

...We've placed our bets.


UPDATE: He's Still going