Tumblr user incapable of political statement that doesn't involve horses





Tumblr user sparklefarts today revealed that all of her political beliefs can adequately be summed up with simplistic drawings of cartoon horses.

"Whenever I have an opinion on a political issue, I always pick up my Wacom and quickly sketch a pony saying what I believe. I think it really helps since I am literally incapable of expressing myself in any other way."

Sparklefarts managed to cover a variety of topics using characters from from the show, ranging from feminism and racism to ISIS and economics.

"It's just like, whenever I say something it just sounds so stupid in my mind. But suddenly I make Celestia say it and everything makes sense," sparklefarts said, finishing up a banner that said in script "DECONSTRUCT THE PATRIARCHAL SYSTEM" below a portrait of a stylized Berry Punch.

"Honestly, my political beliefs are so poorly researched and fly-by-night that I need any form of popular culture to sugarcoat them in order to make them at all acceptable. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to work Gilda into this somehow."

At the time of writing, Sparklefart's most popular post, a portrait of Rarity with the caption "SUPPORT PUTIN IN UKRAINE" currently has over fifteen thousand reblogs and is for sale in the form of stickers and t-shirts on her Redbubble.
Posted Tuesday, 21 October 2014 at 4:01 pm

Comments (9)

  1. Anonymous21 October 2014 at 16:20

    "Sparklefart's most popular post, a portrait of Rarity with the caption "SUPPORT PUTIN IN UKRAINE""
    Rarity's family has roots in Stalliongrad?

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  2. Anonymous21 October 2014 at 16:27

    Shit article. Try harder.

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    1. Anonymous21 October 2014 at 19:10

      Bitch, I ain't Tumblr. I am reality. If you make up a story - at least make that shit funny. No need to get autistic with people who give you solid advice...

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    2. Anonymous21 October 2014 at 22:36

      Again, go back to your queer hole, nigger. You don't belong here.

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  3. Anonymous21 October 2014 at 16:39

    Nice page break.

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  4. Anonymous21 October 2014 at 18:39

    Expressing opinions is rad, whether it be on Tumblr with ponies or on HN with funny articles, but either way you're gonna look like a douche so you should do it anonymously. That's what I take from this

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  5. Anonymous21 October 2014 at 19:27

    http://sparklefarts.tumblr.com/ < See it at your own risk.

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    1. Anonymous22 October 2014 at 06:02

      This is some Korean Pop blog. Has no relation to anything.

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  6. john smith27 February 2018 at 09:54

    Adding to this, they also recommend solutions and at times perform research to make better decisions on matters that generally affect citizens, business and environment. opinion

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