It was bound to happen eventually. Today, on the internet's most trusted site of actual Horse Famous people announcing things like whiny sixteen year olds, the Real Slim ShadyVox stopped by to say hello... Oh, and to also call Jan a cunt, announce the end of their partnership AND friendship, expose Jan's awful actions, and leak files from upcoming projects.
And they said nothing would top nudes of Jennifer Lawrence.
The screams of "happening" were called out at 11:15 pm EST today when ol' Slim Shady popped in. And he was pissed. After one of their late night sexual retreats to the mountains of Northern Italy, Shady and Jan apparently had a brutal lovers' quarrel after Jan spilled Shady's favorite wine from their official Button Mash Wine Glasses. Homophobic slurs were thrown, work was brought up, and Jan described Shady's job as virtually worthless in the operation, even if he did have a cute ass, causing Shady to run out in to the cold alone.
Naked, depressed, and still a little bit horny, he retreated to his one sanctuary, /mlp/. Here it was announced that he was ending his, er, "friendship" with Jan and cutting all future projects. Sorry die hard Jan Fans, there will be no more Button Mash. Go straight to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Game over.
Apparently Jan was pretty harsh, too. As part of the usual procedures of 4chan drama, more discussion led to more details.
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With nothing left to lose and a broken heart (and possibly rectum) Shady has taken all his personal files of JanAnimation projects, and is releasing them to the public. The ultimate signal of the death of a once truly great partnership, we've now witnessed the end of an era. Even some of the people we've defended as being pretty cool bros have turned out to be almost as big of douchebags as FinalDraft.
The question now is what happens. Will Shady find work with another Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series? Will Jan ever come back from the C&D's now? More importantly will his fans come back after it was revealed he was such a malice, awful, mean spirited jer-
The question now is what happens. Will Shady find work with another Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series? Will Jan ever come back from the C&D's now? More importantly will his fans come back after it was revealed he was such a malice, awful, mean spirited jer-
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Horse News is not responsible for you being butt mad at a ruse that turned to a triple dubs get by the sexy Shady. Also Button Mash 2 is never happening, kek
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ReplyDeleteWhat is this shit? H-N, your "news" is less than birds shitting upon a windshield. Show staff and fandom content creators have certainly noticed the level of "journalistic integrity" contained in your stories, which will only be reinforced by what is going on here. Stick to reporting on plushie-fuckers. At least with that, you almost caught them making potato salad.
ReplyDelete...you...you do realize that HN is half satire right? It's not meant to be taken seriously anyway
DeleteSatire has a point. This is just random stirring of a shit pot.
DeleteKek
Delete...HN is basically just the Onion, but with ponies. You can't honestly expect actual news.
DeleteBTW, thanks for the JLaw nudes....
ReplyDeleteWas that mediafire link legit? I didn't trust it
DeleteIt's legit
DeleteMmmm that curling iron photo
Well, shit, this article is written all to well to be legit ;/
ReplyDeleteI fuckin' loled.
ReplyDeleteNot-Shady's Jan has a point though: Anyone can make a voice like an annoying retard, which seems to be the only requirement to voice Button.
ReplyDeletePity, that it was false, though. The ensuing drama would have been funny.
Thinking I care about the collab of a project that won't ever come back?
ReplyDeleteHN is getting boring. Someone ELSE make an offshoot site now. This one isn't making it back to the stable this time around for me. I trust you'll at least do the humane thing and put her out of her misery before she suffers too long?
>HN is getting boring
DeleteYou mean
>Hiatus is getting boring
FTFY
Lets make a #horsefamous tabloid called the Daily Horse and just run a warmongering smear campaign on everything like the Daily News, with helpful diet tips and coupons on page 3 and 4.
Deletenot >HN admin btw...
The story is fake. The poster on /mlp/ that claimed to be Shady was an imposter. Check twitter feeds a little more, in conjunction, people.
ReplyDelete....no shit Sherlock, it was obvious
DeleteEat shit
ReplyDeleteWhat? Fake poster? I don't ge
ReplyDeleteUsually I can't stand HN shitcasting, but this... this was actually hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI suggest that there should be more /mlp/-oriented drama and less of the "this is totally funny only for me" bile that most articles insist are "gudlulz werthy uv poastink". You're better than that.
Honestly, learn to hoarse like the bosses you were. You can't go back, I realise, but you can fucking remain entertaining and topical at least.
Can't wait for the "Andrea Libman killed Joaquin Phoenix" column.
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