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| dear /o/ and /mu/: handle your users. thanks |
Months of delays, bottles of tequila, drama, and anti-brony tears have finally led up to this moment: The much anticipated Lucariowoah article.
Hope you have health insurance everyone, the edge can and will be flying through your screen.
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Seems like your average- wait..... am I the only one that sees "head cannons?" well then, lets take a small peek shall we?
There you have it, but hey why stop at the only brony thing she does and move on to her... OC!
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| Holy brony batman |
I mean, how awesome is it to date pinkiepony...
AND
GET
ALL
THIS
FANART!
Oh and she was devoted too! When based InternetAristrocrat made a special video just for Pinkiepony, she decided to send him a thank you video as well! sadly it was mysteriously deleted but someone re uploaded it to spread her very special message.
Besides, nothing can go wrong this this relationship right? Can we agree she would never hop in any bandwagon just for attention, and there has to be some common sense in that girl-
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Lucari-Clop
Gamma has been quick to criticize bronies for creating and posting porn for a children's show. No one thought of it since it was the same tired argument that was ever made against the fandom (protip: women make the most clop in the fandom, and tits for the breast too: they know breasts and vagoo's more than men).
That was until it was discovered: SHE HAD A PORN BLOG WITH MLP SHIT!
International incident
Really needs no explanation here
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A history of violence
Lucariowoah is known for her short temper and threats of violence. Sadly this set of examples is only a drop in the bucket, but enjoy anyway!
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| He mad? |
Usually that would be the end of it, but her and pinkiepony got a bit into hot water with yet ANOTHER celebrity.
This time it was Seth Green.
Then his followers got into it as well, with that brony conspiracy called logic
Even Everfree's Cayci got into the action
And this... person too!
At the end of it even pinkiepony was tired of what happened.
And here it is Lucariwoah.... This is why they should place an embargo on Canada.
Next week: Comfemgem aka "Steven Universe fans in a nutshell"
Quick note: Really want to change the name of the series, if you have a better name than "Tumblrn down the devils hole" let me know. thanks.
Update: Reactions submitted by an anon, thanks Anon!
Update: Reactions submitted by an anon, thanks Anon!
What the hell did I just go through?
ReplyDeleteSomeone's obsession with tumblrinas.
Deleteinb4 closet shrine to lucariowhoa with a pair of her used panties on the altar
Delete(it's not like anyone else will have him)
That Seth Green bit.... I suddenly feel I shouldn't call myself a fan of my little pony after that. Yeezus.
ReplyDeleteCall yourself a brony instead. :^)
DeleteI love the name, but if you really want to change, maybe "And It All Comes Tumblring Down"?
ReplyDeleteI second this title.
DeleteI third. It's not perfect, but it's better.
DeleteThat was fucking hilarious. I never stop laughing when that self-righteous feminazi suffers. People like Pinkiepony and Lucariwhoa are the root of all evil. And I'm glad they were humiliated in this fashion.
ReplyDeleteWhy not change the name to "Chelis' Wankbait" or maybe "Boring Shit No One But Tumblrinas Themselves Care About"?
ReplyDeletedo you think you're (still) running a tumblr blog, or did you just forget that no one cares about this shit except you?
Hey Lucariwhoa!
DeleteNice damage control, Lucariowoah.
DeleteHey lucariowoah were you born a retarded bitch or did you pick it up somewhere?
DeleteTo be fair, "anti-bronies" are old news. The ride is over, the park is closed, everyone's gone home.
Delete...And then I read about how him and April started shit with a fairly well known celebrity and they became mildly relevent again.
>Lucariwhoa
ReplyDelete>"She"
Seriously, this. I cringed every time you used his 'preferred pronoun'. Quit being as big a faggot as he is.
DeleteLearn some fucking pronouns, brony. Ain't that fucking hard.
DeleteBut it IS fucking retarded, tumblrfag. If you have a man's body and want to think that you're a woman, then you've got two choices: Get some psychiatric help to fix your brain, or get some surgery so that reality mimics your fantasy to a convincing enough degree. THEN I will call you by a pronoun that fits your gender, AND I'll do so automatically without having to be asked first, just like I assume most transexuals would want from the average person they'd have to interact with daily.
DeleteBut I will not indulge a deluded moron who thinks that they can put on some lipstick, wear something pink, call themselves by a feminine name, and think that everyone else is going to bend over backwards to accomodate them and their preferences. The real world does not have time to cater to everyone's individual neuroses, and anyone who has expectations of being a functional adult should've learned that in childhood.
Bottom line: If you walk into my store dressed in a giant panda costume, you can buy all kitchenware you want, but do not fucking dare act offended when people stare.
I worry for people like Lucariowoah. What really got me was that statement about how all men are scum, and he knows because he was born as one. That implies that he thinks that HE used to be scum too, just by virtue of being a man, but that he isn't anymore because he changed his genders. I can't even comprehend living with that level of self-loathing. Can you imagine hating yourself so thoroughly, just because you happen to have been born a certain way, that you change the very core of your identity to disassociate yourself from it, and then go on to become a vocal hatemonger, advocating the indiscriminate murder of a group of people that used to include you?
ReplyDeleteI don't think Lucariowoah does have real gender identity issues. I think he's more a victim of SJWs than a SJW himself. I think this is the natural result of what happens when you take an impressionable but otherwise normal person and drum it into their head that they're privileged, and that to have privilege is horrible and makes them a horrible person. It's basically a form of brainwashing. I'd bet good money that Lucariowoah is the way he is because social pressure made him think that he had to have some weird non-binary gender or hormone imbalance to be accepted. I actually feel really bad for him. If I could refer him to a good therapist, I would.
Just saying, if this happened in reverse, and it was a transwoman who was somehow "reprogrammed" to become a cisgender man who hates all transexuals and wants to see them shot on principle, Tumblr would be calling this out as the horror story that it is.
He's not a victim. He's a full-blown psychopath and would be even without the influence of social justice. I've had personal interaction with him. He's extremely violent, irrationally angry, a raging sexual deviant who'd be even worse than he is if he knew what "guro" was, and he'd a serial killer if he wasn't so laughably pathetic.
DeleteOh. Well, nevermind then.
Delete^ This. XD
DeleteHow is having your girlfriend cheat on you a "pathetic" reason to break up? That sounds like a damn good reason to break up with someone to me. It's certainly not in the same league as "she said things I don't like".
ReplyDeleteWhen tümbler stops being the wretched hive of scum and villainy, who will take its place?
ReplyDeleteIf the bitchfit being thrown around right now means anything, it's the gaming "journalists" that use opinion as fact that's the next hot hive of scum, villainy and autism.
DeleteI Love you Apocalypse Ponies!!!11!
ReplyDeleteI just need to say that the entire concept of cultural appropriation is bullshit, and that saying we're not allowed to celebrate any culture other than our own and that all cultures need to be segregated is actually pretty damn racist.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't get started on the fact that cultures are supposed to be shared on principle. Just like clothes should be worn, and cats worshiped.
DeleteEspecially when you consider the fact that according to tumblr groups, whites don't have any culture. Anywhere. At all. Every other race on the globe has their own culture, but not whites. Whites aren't allowed to have culture. According to tumblr racists anyway.
DeleteWhat about places like Singapore, which describe themselves a melting pot of all different cultures? They were a British colony that was abandoned to the Japanese in WW2. Having since formed their own government and attainted independence, the average Singaporean now has both a Chinese and a western name on their birth certificate, and the city has four official languages including English, Mandarin and Malay. They even have fish and chip shops.
DeleteI kind of want to see what a SJW would make of Singapore, because its existence is a slap in the face to every Tumblr racist who believes that all cultures need to exist in a vacuum. Singapore embraces its roots, and the city is thriving because of it.
Cultural appropriation is just another form of soft totalitarianism to make white men feel guilty for existing. Naturally most of us realize this innately but it's still something that should be said. Leftist egalitarians want nothing more than to destroy all European-based culture because it's "evil" - it's a living paradox, one of many found in so-called "modern society".
DeleteWhen fucking pinky of all people thinks you're a bit too much, that says something.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Seth Green deal was fucking hilarious, it shows that this crank just NEEDS attention to go on living.
Also, can we put together a list of most spergtastic and obsessed nutballs? This one has gotta be up there. The only one I know that is close is dragondicks, and that's because they seemingly can't go a day without making some sort of complaint post about bronies.
Anyone see what happened to /v/? It started off with outrage that Zoe Quinn fucked her way to good press and all these media outlets where defending her and censoring everyone calling bullshit. But now, it's been stolen by goodie two-fucks who think /v/ are bunch of nice guys who supported The Fine Young Capitalists because they support their social justice bullshit project. THEY DON'T. WE DON'T. NONE OF US FROM THE BEGIN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS GARBAGE. THIS WAS ABOUT SPITE SINCE DAY ONE.
ReplyDeletePeople were crying bullshit on this, but we didn't listen and now there's these fucking pussies who keep bitching and moaning whenever anyone says anything mean because that gives the idiots who have turned the public against them with their rampant censorship and utter lack of rational thinking "ammo". It's not even about game journalism anymore. It's about Anita Sarkeesian, who'd still be a has-been if these cocksuckers who stole /v/'s shit didn't make it all about her and helped renew her fame. Now Quinn is gone and Sarkeesian is back.
Careful you don't lose sight of why you started this Tumblr thing, guys. /v/ is cancerous as shit right now because they lost sight of the whole reason why this all started and let it get hijacked by crybabies with a bullshit agenda.
At the end of the year you guys should make a Tumblrina of the Year "Award" for the biggest drama queen/SJW nutcase you've showcased. This one is definitely one of the nuttiest ones you've shown so far. How do these people have so much energy to hate so many things?
ReplyDeleteHey Chelis, this was surprisingly a pretty nice read. Usually I don't understand half of what is happening HN articles, but this one actually manages to explain who this person is and why he is a lolcow. Though, I do not understand why you refer to him as "her".
ReplyDeleteFinally, I really did like Bobby Schroeder's SLHRPG. Though, after reading Lucariwhoa's headcanons I am rather concerned about what exactly I was playing....
To be fair Lucariwhoa only did the music for SLHRPG
DeleteRiiiight... You should check out his (ponett's) tumblr posts then.
DeleteWhat's a Steven Universe fan?
ReplyDeleteI want to cum inside Lucariwoah while he cums inside PinkiePony.
ReplyDeleteYou'll get AIDS.
DeleteYou don't stick your dick in crazy, bro.
Deletedon't tell me the SJWs already infected the Steven Universe fandom? that's actually a pretty good show.
ReplyDeleteNot entirely unreadable, a step up for you Chelis.
ReplyDelete>She
If you're going to write an article about how stupid someone is, why show that their idiotic views have any merit by calling a person who is clearly male, female? Fuck him.
He's one curiously ugly fucker. If you're born unattractive, putting on your mum's dress isn't likely going to help matters. I guess I'd be an attention-seeking whore fucktard too if I was that grotesque.
ReplyDeleteI almost feel sorry for... um, it?
No. Wait, it's contempt. Sorry! Mixed that up.
Two things I'm getting out of this
Delete'Luciawaria' is a tranny fag
Pinkie Pony that cunt who got the only good MLP blog ie APM taken down is still shitposting.
Fucking tumblr.
>Calls us perverts
ReplyDelete>Has 2 pages of disguising sexual MLP headcanons, all of which contain the word "sexual in the title"
It's almost 10 years later and poor Derek still lives in his parents trailer in estavan. Unemployed almost this entire time. Has gone off the complete deep end. He trooned out. Became a turbo commie. Literally didn't brush his teeth and had to have every single tooth ripped out of his mouth. Utterly deranged. He honestly could have been saved at one point. That's the sad part. He brought this all on himself. The Red Furby wins, Hoot
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