Slim Pickins for Big Jim

Jim Miller, current co-director of My Little Pony, was a special guest at Bronycon this past weekend. He arrived at the convention with dreams of living the life of the #horsefamous, visions of thousands of sweaty neckbeards fans lining up to meet him flashing before his eyes.

Look at all the press seats Horse News couldn't sit in!

But after a lack of autograph requests, as well as the turnout for his press conference being about the same as the impromptu Horse News panel I held in an empty room at Trotcon for about 15 minutes, Jim finally saw the truth.

He was unappreciated in a fandom that idolizes anyone who can throw together a few shitty YouTube videos or sketch a cartoon horse.

Jim was angry. But, instead of the usual anger-management tactic of turning into a large, green agent of wanton destruction capable of bringing the mightiest of Gods to their knees known as Shrek The Incredible Hulk, Jim instead decided to take out his anger by answering questions on Twitter.

He did not say whether or not he likes onions...

What follows are some of the more important answers given to us by the co-director, with the completely real and original questions included because we would never do something like take these Tweets out of context for the purpose of comedy.

Like any of you are actually gonna check.

"Jim, will you impart onto us your wisdom and guidance on the art of receiving a blowjob?"

"Jim, what do you guys do to stimulate the creative process when making important decisions on which direction the show will take?"

"Jim, can you give us a synopsis of one of the upcoming Season 5 episodes?"

"Bruh, how high are you right now?"

Dude... That's deep...

"Hey Jim, what's the deal with midget prostitutes?"

"Jim, why are you guys waiting so long to brutally fuck the fandom?"

y-yes please

"Jim, have you ever considered turning those disgusting fanfics we all know you write in your spare time (and 'accidentally' send to Hasbro on occasion instead of the actual episode) into episodes?"

"Jim, do you guys try to target the show at any particular audience?"

Make sure you use the right pronouns with Urban Wizards. They'll be Sauron you if you don't...

"Jim, what's one word besides 'based' you would use to describe the music of Lil B?"

"Jim, any final words to our loyal and devoted fans at Horse News?"

But, before we go, how could we not include this one particularly important tidbit of advice that I'm sure a decent number of you have already taken to heart:

You heard it. Straight from the horse's mouth...