Lauren Faust visits Horse News Skype chat, proves that all bronies are spaghettilords


It was a day like any other in the top secret Horse News skype chat. Until one person said he had a very special guest who wanted to drop by.



Worth Noting is when Killer changed the skype chat topic to something not-offensive. Anyway...There were some minor technical difficulties...
...followed by awkward smalltalk.

And more awkward smalltalk. geez, it's like Horse News has no social skillsOH WAIT. RIGHT.

At this point, the fangasming.

This was of course followed by discussion of booze.

Everyone ragged on Capper.

Some people showed how much they TOTALLY SUPPORT everything Mama Faust does.

...ahem...

No interaction with a VIP is complete without "Did you see X fan project?"

And then...it was STORY TIME.

Here we go!

I can only imagine a group of neckbeards seated indian-style around Faust. It's disturbing.

Yes, that's RobCakeRan53, the guy who wrote My Little Dashie. He was there too. Faust then continued:

O_O

Wait.

 No. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE


And that, friends, is the time I trolled the entirety of Horse News in Skype on a Saturday night for about an hour. Entire text available HERE.

Good night.




Posted Saturday, 16 August 2014 at 7:43 pm
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Comments (24)

  1. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 19:47

    Faust confirmed for master trole 2013+1

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  2. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 19:52

    Thats fucked up

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  3. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 19:58

    That's Pony Toast! *laughtrack*

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  4. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 20:07

    The amount of people still falling over themselves for this woman is ridiculous.

    Got'em good, though.

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  5. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 20:07

    Horse News is easily fooled. It's almost like they come from 4chan...wait.

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    1. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 12:33

      Anon is easily butthurt. It's almost like he came from Tumblr...wait.

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  6. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 20:10

    So wait, was this actually Lauren or is it just Pony Toast with an alt?

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    1. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 20:25

      >Being this retarded

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    2. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 23:55

      Fuck off newfag, everyone knows Pony Toast has been Lauren's alt the whole time. 90% of all "bronies" are really show staffers talking to themselves on the internet. God, don't you know anything?

      ~Big Jim Miller

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  7. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 20:25

    an_elaborate_deception.jpg

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  8. Unknown16 August 2014 at 20:36

    /golfclap

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  9. BronyMike16 August 2014 at 20:48

    Toast if you were black would you be the FireNigger or what?

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  10. Unknown16 August 2014 at 20:58

    SHUT UP PLAUSOCKS

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  11. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 21:00

    PonyToast is a fat annoying cunt.

    And that's my fetish

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  12. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 21:17

    No dum dum, a little birdy told me you were the reason why the /mlp/ panel was so cringy

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  13. Anonymous16 August 2014 at 21:56

    You bitch, you didn't even get the lyrics right. "EveryBODY walk the dinosaur."

    Tit.

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  14. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 02:27

    Ok, I gotta admit that's pretty fucking great. Thanks for the laughs, makes this ban a bit easier to get through.

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  15. Mister Twister17 August 2014 at 04:47

    It's good to see Lauren is still alive.

    Still.

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  16. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 12:43

    >Am I master trole yet

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  17. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 15:12

    the /mlp/ panel was so cringy because it was the /mlp/ panel. What else were you expecting?

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  18. Unknown17 August 2014 at 22:39

    It was pretty fucken obvious m8, but yeah, way too many ppl fell for it

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  19. Anonymous19 August 2014 at 23:42

    I should of known this site had PVL affiliation.

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  20. Anonymous20 August 2014 at 02:34

    I fap to PonyToast every Saturday while singing Toby Keith.

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