Cringe Corner: MCDerpyDash9000

When coming across YouTube users who seem to produce the most abundant amounts of cringe, it's sometimes hard to tell if they're being serious or they're simply acting like miserable excuses for human beings. In this case one can certainly get the vibe that this is a horse fucker getting his enjoyment out of the disgusted comments of his viewers. Or he could simply be as autistic as someone who spreads mayonnaise all over the floor of a convention for attention.

Whatever the case, I'm sure all of you will be scratching your heads in the fifth installment of Cringe Corner, with our horny autist of honor, MCDerpyDash9000.

Now while I fully support the sexual exploits of all our disgusting viewers, sometimes your fetishes or extremely unsettling quarks or personalities can go too far. If you couple these things with the already unbearable act of a "let's play" series of videos it's even worse. If you can even go as low as to record it with a camcorder from 2006 then you are just hitting all kinds of lows.

Enter our man of the hour, MCDerpyDash9000, who seems to combine all of these things at once. His claim to fame? Masturbating in the background to the beat of what he's playing such as Super Mario World and pony flash games. Videos usually consist of leading viewers down the interesting road of your standard hentai pictures of school girls & Rainbow Dash, your favorite emulator games, and the glorious sounds of a whiny Jew voice mixed with skin slapping skin.

Not only is the man skilled in the world of masturbation let's plays (his series has 6 episodes) but he's also a virtuoso in the music world! Why listen to his pony metal tune he whipped up in only 9 days. The title? I'm going to assume it can only be "Sweet Pony Plot no. 9"

Horse News was put in to contact with MCDerpyDash9000 for several reasons when this article was decided upon. Along with being asked to contact Blackened Records, the label owned by metal super group Metallica, we were also given an exclusive interview from MCDD9K. Unfortunately the interview came in the form of 4 emails containing a total of 98 minutes of audio which mostly sound like someone slapping Jell-O and loud jew whinnying. Fortunately we were able to make out one statement made around 58 minutes in.

"Oi grandmah can't you see I'm playin my ponee games with my stiff shmalt stick out? Come on goyim" 

-MCDD9K









So is it all a ploy? Is MCDD9K really the greatest autist ever or is he more than that? Is this lonely, lonely person the greatest jimmy rustler, putting on the most autistic gamer act in history? For all we know, this could all be for the lulz and we've played in to his trap. Perhaps he's much smarter than we believe and we are the cringe inducing ones.

...Either way he's still a faggot.

Five. We've made five of these pieces of shit. Seriously keep the cringe threads going, the Horse News loves this. Side note: is Jose Mendoza dead? We want him for CC6