Today's Hatemail

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Yesterday, Horse News provided our readers with a form to streamline the Hate-Mail process. And already it has proven to be incredibly efficient. We would like 2 share with you, two of the letters that the staff has received since introducing the Hate Mail form.

To the transphobic cisgendered white-privileged piece of horse cock at Horse News,

Who in the name of fuck do you scumbags think you are? I am a top journalist on Jezebel and I am completely offended by your absolutely atrocious article on "plushiegate" Being the elegant, entitled person that I am, I demand to hang your entire staff immediately.

Perhaps you shitlords don’t think I’m serious, but I’ll have you know that I have a brother who is a member of the Internet Feminist Upkeep Coalition Kommandos with over 9,000 confirmed shutdowns. You just wait until I tell xir how you hurled your lies at me over the internet. Xhe’ll have you fucked so hard that your dicks fill fall off and burn in a puddle of aowihtaoth.

I was completely triggered while reading your article. I’m not sure if I was more offended by the part about the fucking shitlord doing sexual things to the poor, defenseless plushie, or when your article started to preach homophobia.  You see, I have been homosexual for 200 years now, and over that time I have been called a fucking fag OP more times than I can count. The experience violated my emotional well-being and turned me into a raging snatchrag, a problem I still struggle with today.

Your story was not only horrible, but I also noticed that you did not include the proper trigger warning for plushie rape. You see, my fellow bun women and I are faced with potential plushie rape situations every day and the majority of us women have in fact been plushie raped. Your article set off more triggers than when R. Kelly released that song ... actually, any R. Kelly song. Your lack of proper warning could have triggered me!

I will give you twenty-four hours to remove your atrocious pile of shit from your website. If you do not, I will be forced to tell my psychiatrist that you raped me online and have you taken to the Butthurt Court.

Eat dick and die, you demiphobic cis-privilege rape-culture-supporter MRAs.
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To the sloppyphobic IWTCIRDgendered maud-privileged piece of pony penis at Horse News,

Who in the name of Sunbutt do you faggots think you are? I am a top Shitpost on https://boards.4chan.org/mlp and I am completely offended by your Salty article on SJW. Being the Euphoric, entitled person that I am, I demand to >Rape your entire staff immediately.

Perhaps you dildos don’t think I’m serious, but I’ll have you know that I have a /b/tard who is a member of the Internet Jewish Internet Defense Force
with over Eleventy-seven confirmed shutdowns. You just wait until I tell him how you rustled your jimmies at me over the internet. He’ll have you harassed so carefully that your Big Toes fall off and burn in a puddle of Liquid Nitrogen.

I was completely feel while mastrubateing your article. I’m not sure if I was more offended by the part about the GAY NIGGERS) doing >Rape to the poor, Long anus or when your article started to preach Elevatedphobia. You see, I have been Elevated for 3.14 years now, and over that time I have been called a traumatized chocolaty dragon dildo more times than I can count. The experiencecum-guzzled my emotional well-being and turned me into a futa cock, a problem I still struggle with today.

Your story was not only horse-shit, but I also noticed that you did not include the proper trigger warning for hurting someone's feelings. You see, my fellow horse-fuckerswomen and I are faced with potential horse-shit situations every day and the majority of us women have in fact been horse-shited. Your article set off more triggers than when Biggie Smalls featuring Thomas the Tank Engine released that song “I Skating a Brown Ice Bitch.” Your lack of proper warning could have pityed me!

I will give you 42 hours to remove your colorful pile of illuminati from your website. If you do not, I will be forced to tell my telemarketer that you rapeed me online and have you taken to the terribleCourt.

Eat butt and die, you GNAA,phobic wild-privilege suck-culture-supporter Yellow quiets