We've been deliberating the #PantyHorse contest entries over the last 24 hours. It's been a long....hard....decision, but the results are in and our judges have rendered their decisions, with the help of our audience. The Official Horsecoming Queen and "Mrs. HorseNews 2014" is....
Contestant 19! Winning both the popular vote as well as our staff's vote making her the clear-cut #PantyHorse swimsuit and lingerie contest grand-prize winner. She will receive a parcel containing a selection of /mlp/-related art-prints, packages of MLP trading cards, a pony plushie, and a #HorseFamous tshirt from Capper's shop.
Our official "Mr. HorseNews" for 2014 is Contestant #22, who will receive the same grand prize, and the right to the title of "HorseComing King 2014". Being that this is a pageant that we made up and we decide the rules to, we have also decided to give prizes and titles to our top-4 runner ups!
Just like in the show, there will be 4 princesses in this year's competition. In no particular order the Horsecoming court consists of the following.
Contestant #21 will be Crowned a HorseNews Princess, as she is this year's "Mrs. Whyboner" for being both hot and adorable at the same time.
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Each will receive smaller prizes. Congratulations and thank you to everyone who entered. All our entrants who send us their mailing information will receive a small token of our gratitude in the mail.
Enjoy your #HorseFame
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ReplyDeleteSo the Sluttiest photo wins, Not the prettiest...
ReplyDeleteBasic
I think you mean best looking slut wins, bro.
DeletePowered by /mlp/, you should know this.
DeletePlus, >trap will always win these.
DeleteYou mean the one racking the more help from DeviantArt ? Yup.
Deleteitt sore losers
DeleteYou mean the most autistic. I mean come the fuck on, Vinyl? Jesus Chrysalis Christie.
DeleteIt's actually pretty disappointing how little effort some people made in sending in their entries. Vinyl girl is cute and everything, but those are the same clothes and same backdrop as she always wears. The only difference between her entry and her usual pictures she took off her pants, and given that cosplay photography is kind of what she DOES I was expecting her to put a lot more effort than the bare minimum with costumes she's worn a dozen times before. I was expecting calender quality, not camwhore quality.
DeleteThis, I found #21 and #14 to be much better.
DeleteDid you guys really expect a bunch of fat, beta nerds to vote for anyone else?
DeleteMost of the commentators here are acting like complete assholes who can't respect women.
DeleteYou mean "who can't respect women who take off their clothes for gain"
Delete>Be 19
Delete>learned about contest 2 hours before it ended via me (her photographer)
>hastily threw together a picture
>still won
>iTT faggots still mad
If anything she deserved to win. She's the only bitch here that constantly visits /mlp/ . The signs were her idea. She thought they'd be funny. I warned her against it, but she really didn't care. She figured even if she asked for help no one would really vote for her. She entered for humors sake alone. She used " >trap" because she thinks she has the body of a slender male.
>Be me.
>19 calls you when she found out she won.
>Sex ensues.
You're a very gullible person, aren't you?
DeleteYou're still #1 to me, #18
ReplyDeleteOh anon, hyyyynghhhh...
Delete#18 for ever
Delete#18 is the true winner here. Being the object of desire for so many anons by showing us some glorious sideboob.
DeleteShame such a fun and well thought-out photo didn't get more votes.
DeleteWow...seriously thanks though, folks. Glad it gave you a giggle. And, of course, congrats to the princesses, prince and queen. I'm quite content to just be this court's jester, haha.
DeleteMrs. Whyboner. It's perfect. I will totally take that title and own it like the fancy grey horse I am.
ReplyDeleteDerp Derp, M'bronies.
m'boner. *tips rubber hat*
DeleteYES, KING LEONIDAS WINS
ReplyDeleteOh wow, I totally met #21 at Canterlot Gardens. She's just as adorable in meatspace.
ReplyDeleteThis was a good contest, yo.
Congrats to you ladies (and gent,) it was fun seeing your colorful and creative entries. :3
ReplyDeleteHow the tits did Number 3 not win anything?
ReplyDeleteBecause Horse News has quotas.
DeleteGet it right, we have an agenda. Too bad EqD does too. Fact: EqD bans discussion of other fandom news sites on SITES THEY DO NOT OWN?!?!?
DeleteIt goes even deeper: in 2012 Seth was quoted as saying, "We'll have these dumb niggers eating from our palms, no matter where they come from."
Not only that, but despite having appearances of being in tight competition with EFN, they are actually tightly tied together, with EFN being a platform to slander other pony media?
Every visitor we get is a huge "fuck you" to the oppressors that control you.
Look at these harlots and laugh... Know that they will be judged by the hand of JESUS CHRIST in the SECOND COMING.
ReplyDelete"Any man who lays with a creature that has >no hooves or stands upon two legs shalt be judged, and he shalt be punished as he did not fuck the horse pussy." From /mlp/ 3:11-15
You degenerates may encourage these actions, but know that you will be cast into HELL for denying the true LORD.
REPENT OR BE CAST INTO THE FIERY PITS, HEATHENS.
>would bang Mr.Horsefamous
ReplyDeleteYou'll always be my Horse Slut, #3
ReplyDeleteWherever your fine ass is.
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ReplyDeleteGlad #19 won. Trap or not.. looking good.
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