Hasbro announces Mega Mare-athon

As if the forces that be at Hasbro haven't taken enough of our lives as is, it seems they want even more of both your soul and social life. Their plan? A marathon of all 91 episodes, over 45 hours of pony (counting commercial time for GAK!), to drain any chance of social life from it's weak minded followers.

God have mercy on us all.

Today the Hub Network twitter decided to announce the approaching pony-pocalypse, naming it the Mega Mare-athon. Beginning on Monday, August 4, the Hub Network will begin airing every episode of My Little Pony it has in its deep underground bunker, almost two whole days of glorious pone to kick off the school year for all the kiddies. We apologize to the average Brony, but while you're getting beat up in gym, your only friends will be going on adventures of friendship with out you.

How long will you make it? Will you be watching Discord at 1 am? Or how about revisiting the worst season ever in the after noon the next day? As the wee hours of the second night come and season 4 starts, who knows what could happen during the Mega Mare-athon. Hell, maybe those sleep deprived hallucinations will pay off...

"No pony, he'll like that!"

Grab your camera and document your own autism, cancel any remnants your "social life", tell your boss you have ponies to tend too (heck, invite them over!), and get your supplies ready. You have 45 and a half hours of glorious ponies to watch. Prepare your body, for the day is soon upon us.

We warned you. Long ago we warned you, but you didn't listen. They have taken over. Horse News can only do so much to fight the autism. Go home and prepare. We're sorry.