Shekelless Family begs Horse Community for Statue of Euphoria.

The G̶o̶l̶d̶b̶e̶r̶g̶s̶t̶e̶i̶n̶s̶ Michael Morones family recently opened up a Kickstarter to build the half-alive child a 4̶0̶ ̶f̶o̶o̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶c̶o̶c̶k̶  pony statue in his honor. The family told Equestria Daily that after Michael’s experience, he deserves more praise. Local scientists believe that this statue is just another ploy by Schlomo McShekelstein First Draft to drain bronies of all their cold, hard cash, by using a low tech Mind-Control-Professionalism-Device-2000 that they c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶t̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶  totally built themselves. Once the machine is complete, it is projected it will steal no less than $35,000 in order to subjugate the masses. 

Link to Michael Morones’ Campaign of a Statue for a Better Tomorrow is here. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/michael-s-pony

       

Definitely not Nightmare Fuel.

    Meanwhile, Michael’s rival, Grayson, otherwise known as the kid bullied for wearing the C̶r̶u̶s̶t̶y̶ ̶C̶u̶n̶t̶  Rainbow Dash backpack to school, feeling that Michael cannot be allowed to overtake him in popularity within the legion of neckbearded fedoras, decided to one up Michael by speaking about autism and his window licking adventures at the next Denver F̶u̶r̶f̶a̶g̶ ̶o̶r̶g̶y̶ Comic Con.

                

This is how we imagine his panel will look like.

In addition to grabbing a lot of shekels, the statue also purportedly has the ability to magically deter bullies at local Brony conventions. Support for building it has been overwhelmingly high, with many from Equestria Daily in favor of building one, calling it a “tremendously good idea that will definitely inspire bullies to stop bullying.”

The face of overwhelming support.

Local media reports that this statue, once complete, shall be replacing the Statue of Liberty on Ellis Island, in a monument to the Euphoric States of Autism.

    Am Ende des Tages, hab ich keine Idee was zu schreiben. Ich weiß, es war schlecht. Bitten um Geld für Arztrechnungen ist in Ordnung. Aber für diese Statue? Ich denke, das ist zu viel. Ich habe mitgefühl empfinden für sie [Michael und Familie], aber sie sind zu weit gegangen.