Hey there, folks! This is PonyToast, and I'll be reporting from the Kentucky Derby here in Louisville, KY. I garbed up like a spaghetti salesman and slapped on a Horse News reporter badge to give you updates on the races today, updated regularly.
Congratulations to California Chrome!
Here's the post for the race, which will run at approximately 6:20 EST. No, these horse names are NOT made up. You can watch the official Kentucky Derby livestream here. It only works if you have a cable subscription, completely defeating the purpose of a livestream.
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