Sunbutt claimed in the Waifu wars - Celestia shipped with Sombra in Comics


It was a dark day for Solar worshippers everywhere, when their pink snow-white Princess's purity was claimed by none-other than Mr. Tall, Dark, and Blankslate himself: King Sabra-brand Hummus Sombra. That's right folks, the Sunny D has been given the Shady "D" by the Crystal Meth addict from the Season 3 premier, according to the IDW comics issue #18.




Waifufags have been weeping openly at the revelation, which not only confirms a relationship, but a full-on love story between the sun-goddess and the slave-driving emperor from the Crystal Empire. Many are shocked that the comics didn't pick the likes of Luna for the love interest, with what would be considered a dark, brooding character such as Sombra, but it is to be noted that this...isn't exactly Sombra. Something to do with parallel universes and magic mirrors, we won't spoil it for you any more than we already have. But nonetheless, this happened.


Anons have already begun the neo-Flash Sentry shitposting that is sure to plague Celestia threads from now until the end of the ride, also inviting the obvious counter-shitposting of  "comics are not canon".


Sure they aren't Celestiafag...
...sure they aren't.

The comic is of course available in stores, or online for piracy.

We have received word of some sort of "KoolAid" party for Celestia Fans, we will return with updates.

*UPDATE*

We do in fact have responses on the matter from brother anons:





Posted Wednesday, 30 April 2014 at 9:43 am
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Comments (21)

  1. Every Celestiafag everywhere30 April 2014 at 09:51

    The show is ruined. I'm getting off the ride

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    1. Anonymous19 July 2014 at 06:46

      >I'm getting off the ride

      THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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    2. Anonymous28 February 2017 at 09:23

      The ride ends when Pinkie Pie dies.

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  2. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 09:56

    It's a good day to be a Lunafag.

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  3. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 10:03

    >implying

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  4. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 10:04

    Haven't read issue 18 yet but I don't think this is the same as why TwiFlash is shit, because Celestia doesn't have much of a personality, not as much as Twilight. So pairing Celestia with an equally as personality-less character isn't a destruction of her character. Plus, at least Celestia and Good!Sombra have at least one thing in common, they're both benevolent rulers of a kingdom; at least there's that. It's already a better ship than TwiFlash.

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  5. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 10:09

    As with most every other minor detail which does not fit my construction, I will choose to ignore this.

    *** WARNING! GRATUITOUS HEADCANON FOLLOWS! ***

    Celestia loved her human handler. When the humans left suddenly, she despaired. Then she thought she loved Discord. We know how that turned out. Other ponies she has lusted for, but always King Sombra a shit.

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    1. lunaticbob30 April 2014 at 11:02

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  6. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 11:25

    For some reason now I'm less bothered by the fact that Cook and price treat RD or AJ like shit.

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  7. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 12:15

    I'm ok with this

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  8. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 13:26

    Of course the fat fuck had to play the "OMG, it's just a comeeec" card to troll and mock the fandom.

    And then he has the gall to cry and bellyache because he receives negative messages from pissed of people.

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  9. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 14:26

    Every time a character gets a canon love interest and everyone rages, I laugh. I sometimes think I must be the only one who doesn't engage in waifufaggotry and doesn't care when this shit happens. So, fuck it. Ship all the characters! Let's give Luna and Fluttershy boyfriends next and conclude season five with Twilight and Flash's wedding. IDGAF.

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    1. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 15:41

      Personally I don't care about Celestia's love subplot.

      What pisses me off is how bot him and Katie kept adding Equestria Girls shit to the comic and then said it was canon.

      Of course, this is the part where both of them whine and cry because of the negative comments they will get from evil, evil 4chan, etc. (Because only 4chan dislikes their shit, according to them.)

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    2. Anonymous1 May 2014 at 01:30

      Equestria Girls WAS canon. Flash Sentry was in Three's A Crowd. Hell, depending on who you ask, that makes it more canon than the comics themselves. I get that people may not like the movie, but you can't really fault the rest of the franchise for acknowledging it. Like it or not, it does EXIST.

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  10. Anonymous30 April 2014 at 15:46

    At least she doesn't love Discord, that ship is TURRABLE.

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    1. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 08:44

      but discord loves her. what will he do?

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  11. Anonymous1 June 2014 at 16:22

    the neo sentry? thats bullshit, sombra is a badass, and now he got the sunplot!

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  12. Anonymous16 June 2014 at 16:12

    YEAH SUCK IT DISCTIA! WHO'S SHIPPED NOW HUH????

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  13. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 08:38

    i did not know that was going to happen. wow. just wow. i never thought they would get togeter.

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  14. Anonymous17 August 2014 at 08:42

    how is any of this happing? when did this all start? is sombra still evil or is he good now? what in ecwesteri is going on here?

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  15. Anonymous22 January 2015 at 11:43

    Who reads comics?

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