Ride gets longer - Investor begins plans for Brony retirement home

Earlier today, another set of tracks was added to the never-ending ride, as a French source confirmed that Equestria Girls will be getting its own series, called "Equestria Academy" in French, that we will be getting more information about this November. This following yesterday's Russian announcement that there will be more movies and more series, on top of the announcement earlier this year confirming at minimum, another 5 years of ponies (seasons 5-8 confirmed).

As it became apparent that fans will in-fact be on the ride until the day they die, a wise investor has already laid out plans and a downpayment on, what he is calling "Rainbow Falls Retirement Home" - a retirement village that will house horse-fuckers exclusively, so that we can all get off the ride together in our old age.

"Just think about it," the investor said, unrolling his blueprints for the proposed facility. "At minimum we will have spent a decade together on the ride by the time the FIRST benchmark is crossed, but by then we will be in full-Simpsons mode and unable to EVER end My Little Pony."

Acknowledging that the ride has just become a guaranteed lifetime commitment, he has bought up several acres of Florida swampland that he plans on slowly converting into a suitable habitat for bronies when they are finally retirement age able to collect social security proud rascal scooter owners.

"Every brony who is still alive will be welcome to join the retirement village, which will be stocked with merchandise and streams of episodes that will be looped 24/7 on the complex's CCTV system." The investor cited the location's ideal situation will involve 100% ramps and no stairs, bedroom wings divided by the associations that the residents held as youths (Deviantards will have their own wing, Redditers thier own, Seth will have his own specialized room that is built entirely of beds, /mlp/eople will have the basement, ect.)

Hasbro itself has already expressed interest in sponsoring the venture, noting that it would allow them to literally drain every dime bronies have left in their old-age, while still refusing to make Sparity canon.

"There's only one way off the ride, and we will get there together," the investor said. At press time, the proposed facility had already sold all of its available rooms to Ponychan users, forcing an entire redesign of the plans.