Horse News Apparel now for sale!

The shekels flow like water at Rarifag's house

Oi goyim da shekels for rags pleez After screaming demands from our readers and threats on several staff members' lives, we've done exactly what you've all been begging for.

I've We've created our own clothing line for ages and genders of all shapes and sizes!

It all started when EFN came out with their own clothing designs. Well considering that such lowly sodomites can their own clothing, we all thought "what the hell". Greedy jerks in this fandom would never just give money away to us, anyways. They expect something in return for all their gold. Well now you can get your fix and mock Final Draft at the same time.

Introducing Horse News apparel! When tackling this challenge, we went with the basic units. For instance, our original classic white design...

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Then we came up with some more ideas...

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We even showed our support for our based cup team from /mlp/!

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And for the ladies, don't worry, thanks to the suggestion of our token vagina staff member, we made a line just for you, too.

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And when that night inevitably goes terrible, we even have something ready for your little spaghetti spawn, too!

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Needless to say, this is going to go over great. For these and more designs for all your Horse Clothing needs, stay tuned to Horse News and the HN outlet, coming soon!

Horse-News would just like to apologize for the lingerie section. We didn't mean to get your hopes up, we know it will never happen. Please direct all hate mail to Capper. Thank You.