Everfree Network sex scandal

12 hours in MS paint

There are times when we all succumb to our prime sexual urges. Whether they be in the form of your right hand or a plush toy, it happens. However, it's when people in the public eye do it that everyone seems to give a shit. In fact, many famous people had problems involving their sexual exploits. Bill Clinton, John F Kennedy, David Letterman, Tiger Woods, Caesar, the list spans wide with important people.

The Everfree Network staff members are not on that list. But that didn't stop them from trying.

What we plan to do for Nathan's bachelor party

Social justice warriors, please turn a blind eye for a second, you might get a little mad. Guys, we all know what goes on at bachelor parties, right? Booze, banjos, and bitches. Shit's cash. Why, Horse-News had one a while back and Capper bought some random brony a lap dance. Then we left the club and met these chicks name la-a and shanaqua, damn you guys should have seen it. We ended up getting a room with these chicks and they took Nathan's belt and choked him while he was having fun in the corner. Then next they took this strap-on Capper brought an-

Oh right, the article. Sorry.

Well have you ever wondered what women do? Well they have a bachelorette party. Now you're probably thinking "They probably do boring stuff right? L-like braid each other's hair and have pillow fights? n-naked, hehe. Right?" Oh you have never been so wrong, reader. They do crazy shit. We're talking male strippers, jello shots from light sockets, table dancing in high heels, naked tickle fights, tampon tosses, etc. You name it, some drunk white women have probably done it at one of these things.

not all of that is alcohol

It seems that EFN staff members are not above these traditions of bullshit, either. In fact, staff member Cayci Somethinurother attended one last night. And she also was on twitter. Ladies, remember that tweeting and partying should never mix. It can result on you being on a news article.

Well at least she was sorry

And yay, the hell hole doth opened. Soon, penises flooded the twitter waves. Not literal ones, mind you, I'm not allowed to show those after last time. Not risking getting us banned from several sites again. No phallic like symbols and candy started popping up showing EFN's sexy side. As it would be later confirmed, they were in fact "molds of Draft's dick lol ;p #kinky"

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Not only were cum custard penis pops available at this festival, but so were fun games like "Pin the dildo in the right hole" and everyone's favorite "Guy Points" (or something to that degree, the title of the game really isn't explained)

They racked up a total of 127

That's when some of the posts got a bit more provocative. Look we here at horse news are all about sucking polls and all that, it's some staff members' livelihoods. Twitter, however, is not a place to show off your talents with candy.

Um...

But do you want to know what the weirdest moment was? Ya, this wasn't the end of it. Oh they went even further. This is the kind of thing trashy internet sights dream of. I mean seriously, this is a bold step, I can't believe we're getting away with it. Well, look! Link and all.

Joking? Well shit, she deleted it

It's remarkable someone would even post this on twitter at all. Not to mention, even if it is a joke, it's still going to have consequences beyond an outrageous bill. Real or not, it will bite someone in the ass, and hopefully it's the whole site! You know this could really turn out ok. Gullible bronies will more than likely believe EFN's cover up, like the american public normally does about everything. People you have been shown the light, now spread it to the masses!

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