DHX is getting lazy with Horse Butts

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While we normally post pictures of Pony ass for no reason at all, today it seems we've been with a perfectly reasonable excuse to. Your waifu may have two right legs.


Our dedicated Pony Ass Watching System, or PAWS, detected a strange occurrence of Diamond butt that raised the interesting concept that DHX may be copying one leg of the delicious backsides of our colorful equines.

 Not wanting to feed our readers false information, we sent our trained lackeys flash experts to double check this information. They used their computers to do things I'm not entirely sure are real. They dissected marshmallow butt, giving her Colorado Cookies to calm her down through out the operation. Soon enough, we were left with a couple images that seem to prove the idea that Rarity is a deformed freak.

Hard hitting investigative journalism at it's finest

Well I certainly can't argue with these photos one random Horse News staff member showed us. I certainly can't, because I don't know the first thing about animation. We'll keep you posted when more information surfaces and if we care enough to.


Do you people even read these bottom messages? At all? Matter of fact does something like this count as news? I just needed something to write about.
Posted Saturday, 26 April 2014 at 6:16 pm
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Comments (14)

  1. Anonymous26 April 2014 at 18:47

    When I read the title, I thought it was referring to the mismatched cutie marks on background ponies all season. This season in particular, anyway.

    Then I remembered, no one cares about background ponies or that I care about them.

    But inner thigh cutie marks are a thing. I can't deny nor disagree with that.

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  2. Anonymous26 April 2014 at 20:26

    Colorado Cookies? Is that a euphemism for something?

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    1. Anonymous26 April 2014 at 21:13

      What's Colorado famous for at the moment?

      Colorado and Washington.

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    2. Unknown27 April 2014 at 16:47

      Look at Rarity's eyes

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  3. Anonymous26 April 2014 at 21:15

    So, no more news of that lying Babscon Pedo cunt?

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    1. Anonymous26 April 2014 at 23:42

      Turns out she deleted her tumblr. If I had to guess why, it's probably because failing to report suspected child abuse is a crime in the state of California with a penalty of imprisonment for up to 6 months, a $1,000 fine, or both.

      http://www.cga.ct.gov/2012/rpt/2012-R-0058.htm

      She may be stupid, but at least she was smart enough to delete a post where she admitted to breaking the law on the internet. You'd be surprised how many criminals get caught that way.

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    2. Anonymous27 April 2014 at 09:59

      I thought we already cleared that that story was fake. Posted by a white knight of Pinkiepony's who's already in enough legal trouble as it is, and this little bit of trouble is coming back to bite April Davis in the ass. Enough of this BABScon pedo bullshit already. It was contrived by April Davis and one of her white knights.. Get over it.

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    3. Anonymous27 April 2014 at 15:13

      Do you have a link to anything regarding the Pinkiepony connection? That's news to me.

      Definitely interested in reading more about April Davis and her pending self destruction.

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  4. Anonymous26 April 2014 at 22:17

    why the fuck are there wings on that horse

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    1. Anonymous27 April 2014 at 01:07

      ALICORN RARITY
      ITS HABBENING

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  5. Anonymous27 April 2014 at 02:25

    Like we needed more evidence Ra is the worst equine creature.

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  6. Anonymous27 April 2014 at 02:49

    OOOOOOld
    The animators always copied the legs to the other side. Since Season 1!

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  7. Mister Twister27 April 2014 at 03:34

    Just try and pretend it's a maregina.

    Or something.

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  8. Anonymous28 April 2014 at 13:16

    This article is so 2011

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