BABScon Super-thief on the loose

Over the course of the weekend (which Horse-News will recap through the week) it appears a brony super-criminal, or just one with sticky fingers (we'll let you guess why they're sticky), was on a looting spree at BABScon. What was he stealing? Well we can tell you one thing; it wasn't waifus.

Reports are slowly flooding back of the numerous items that have apparently grown legs and wandered off from the SFO Hyatt. Noted fandom Jew elry maker "SilverSlinger" has reported that 2 of his pieces that were to be auctioned for charity went AWOL sometime on Saturday or Sunday.

At first this was believed to be an isolated incident, but many others have reported equally valuable articles stolen (as the fact they are missing is clearly the result of theft and not of drunken misplacement).

How the thief is viewing reality after stealing prescription medication.

HN reporter and resident horse-dildo-aficionado Mushrooshi noted his horse-mask missing on Saturday. Silver Eagle of PVL discovered a considerable amount of his prescription medication had vanished as well.
Two trading cards belonging to PonyToast also vanished (One Rainbow Horse and one Smart Horse), autographed by Ashleigh Ball and Tara Strong respectively and valued at an estimated 7.1 trillion dollars.
Three pairs of socks belonging to one HN admin went missing, leaving him to wrap his feet in women's panties for the remainder of the convention. Other accounts of small amounts of food, and other miscellaneous trinkets continue to pour in, including a $30 Apple charger belonging to one "SuperBrony64".

He is currently offering a $50 reward for its safe return.

All of these disappearances are clearly the work of one brony criminal mastermind, who authorities are warning is clearly armed and dangerous. If you have any information about the thief, who is now wearing 2 pairs of sweaty socks, a horse-mask, pony-necklaces, and is high on prescription medication (and likely eating directly from a jar of Ragu). please contact the authorities.

Whoever they may be.