Build-A-Bear Workshop has finally got off their lazy asses and announced a toy for best pone (and my waifu) Rarity, along with Cutie Mark Crusaders Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.
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Rarity, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo are the latest additions to the Build-A-Bear pony collection, which also features (Alicorn) Twilight, Spike, Fluttershit, Rainbow Dash, Ponka, and Sweet Sparkles.
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| Purest waifu. 11/10 Would cum inside. |
Our Horse News panel of certified experts in the field of Cartoon Horses predicts that the next pony toys in line will be Applejack and Applebloom. We cannot for the life of us, however, figure out why the fuck they threw in Scootaloo with Rarara and Sweetie Belle.
Naturally, we here at Horse News were shocked at the fact that Build-A-Bear would wait so long to release what is clearly the best and most preferred pone. Would it not have been a better marketing strategy to lead off with your best material?
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| Early concept art for the Rarity toy "obtained with permission" from Build-A-Bear |
When asked about this peculiar strategy, Build-A-Bear CEO Sharon Price John stated the following:
"We thought it would be best for us to lead off with the most recognizable characters from the show, seeing as the main customers at our store are younger and likely not as serious about the show as its older audiences would be. We felt it would be smart to start by releasing the most recognizable characters. Since Twilight Sparkle is the main character, and Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash seem to be general fan favorites, we decided they would be the best to release early on."
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| Build-A-Bear's CEO hard at work |
Meanwhile, Anons are still waiting for Build-A-Bear to release an attachable fleshlight accessory for their My Little Pony toy collection.
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