WBC to picket BABScon


Satan Sources inform us that the WBC (which probably stands for "White Bigot Club") plans to picket BABScon in San Francisco on Easter weekend. This would mark a first for the Worthless Bastard Conglomerate, as being the first brony convention that they have managed to protest at. Not because they haven't wanted to, but as they are usually too busy punching children and clubbing seals to make it to the larger conventions. They are free that weekend however, as only actual churches have things to do on Easter Sunday. 

The convention is a prime target for the Wasted Breath Coalition, as it is located in San Francisco, a historically iconic setting for gay culture, hippies, and now; bronies - a three-for-one deal that is too good to miss. The Wicked Bitch Council has already planned out their signs and slogans for this event; including "GOD HATES FLUTTERFAGS", and "GOD KILLED DERPY". 

Upon hearing of this plan, various fan groups have begun preparations for the response to the protest. "MY GOD IS AN ALICORN & SHE HAS TOUCHED ME...REPEATEDLY" reads one proposed sign and "GOD DOESN'T HATE FLUTTERFAGS, BUT I DO".

Other fans plan on distributing pamphlets featuring images of gay-rights-icon Rainbow Dash to each of the picketers, and reminding the men that everyone is gay for Braeburn. Con-goers who wish to participate in the counter-protest are asked to "be civil", "and for the love of god  do not tell the WBC what Tumblr is". At press-time, the picketers were putting the finishing touches on a sign reading "PINKIEPONY IS YOUR PUNISHMENT", and "GOD CAUSED 2/16".

Posted Monday, 20 January 2014 at 7:22 pm
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Comments (9)

  1. Anonymous20 January 2014 at 19:27

    >GOD DOESN'T HATE FLUTTERFAGS, BUT I DO
    sides

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  2. Anonymous20 January 2014 at 19:46

    Bronies AND the WBC? Attention whore singularity might be reached. Soon we wont be able to see our very hands; the world will be nothing but spaghetti and closeted, christian homosexuals.

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  3. Anonymous20 January 2014 at 20:05

    I hope there will be media coverage of this

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  4. Anonymous20 January 2014 at 21:05

    Sweet Molestia! This is great! we're finally free. How can people hate us when we can claim they share beliefs with Wistful Buttfuck Club!? (note:we can still hate ourselves, so we have that at least.)

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  5. Anonymous20 January 2014 at 21:06

    If push comes to shove, I suggest you have your weapons at the ready. If members of the WBC attack you physically, then by all means, SHOOT TO KILL! I repeat, SHOOT TO KILL!

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  6. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 00:08

    we sholud all just stand on the other side of the street, and just point and laugh
    let's see how they take it........

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  7. Anonymous6 February 2014 at 00:51

    Pleased as punch that the Westboro Brony Club will be joining us for the event. Sweet of them to come such a long way!

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  8. Anonymous9 November 2014 at 15:30

    I wonder if you thought to make a sign saying 'The Power of Celestia/Luna compels you!' or 'The Mane 6 rise for your sins' or maybe 'Not even Tirek wants you!'

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  9. Anonymous20 November 2014 at 07:08

    We'll love and tolerate the S**T out of them!

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