Varmint Poontang

As part of the worldwide Pinkiepony conspiracy to sap and impurify anything even remotely enjoyable, one individual of the fandom has decided that rather than spam her inbox with /b/ tier garbage, they'd turn the entire situation into a farce. Mocking not only PinkiePony, but fanon and drama as a whole.

How shrewd.

Enter the Princess Mole-stia tumblr. Where viewers like you can observe the daily life of Princess Mole-stia and her gamer sister, Princess Shrew-na.
Beatrix Potter came back from the dead to share her enthusiasm, calling it a "Magnificent triumph that celebrates the simplicity of country life".

The whole thing was actually created by a Tumblr user called cybersp0nge, in response to the ridiculous shitstorm that's erupted over the past week.
It's refreshing to see content that mocks the Social Justice Warriors, and our nature to get upset at just about everything, without feeling overly forced.

Those who cross Andross will die!

As of the writing of this article, PinkiePony is unaware of or has not acknowledged its existence.


cybersp0nge has confirmed he does visit the cesspool of /mlp/ every now and then, proud of his latest visit, where he managed to scare the drawthread by fulfilling a cockvore request.

Fucking vorefags...

We'll be half-heartedly updating you as this story unfolds.