Twilight Sparkle: A Filthy, Kolechian Spy?


Princess Celestia sent out newly-appointed Pony Ambassador, Princess Twilight Sparkle, to Arstotzka last week in an attempt to reach out to the nation. However, upon facing Arstotzka's infamous border and immigration control, the purple (and smart) pony gets detained.

"First job as Equestria's Ambassador and I get this?" Magic Horn complained to reporters on Sunday after being released by Arstotzka customs. "Seriously. Suddenly, you grow a pair [of wings] and everypony hates you. Fuck this, I'm done."

Record logs of what transpired between the border control officer and Twilight Sparkle can be found below.




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Posted Thursday, 16 January 2014 at 4:18 pm
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Comments (5)

  1. Grumpy Old Fart16 January 2014 at 19:23

    Consarn it, who isn't a goddamn commie bastard these days?

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  2. Anonymous16 January 2014 at 22:28

    ARSTOTZKA HAS BEST PONIES

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  3. Anonymous17 January 2014 at 01:45

    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

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  4. Jim the Ponyguy17 January 2014 at 03:15

    REMOVE KOLCHIAN!

    GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

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  5. VinnyBrown17 January 2014 at 13:30

    That was a close one. I won't want a lying "Unicorn" coming into my country!

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