Operation MLPoison and you: IT'S HAPPENING

An accurate depiction of an Anonymous operation

Today, /b/tards took a break from their thirty eight gore and porn threads to be just a little more edgy. Apparently, on February 1, 2014, a bunch of these fifteen year old autists, dangerous internet terrorists, faggots are going to take down every single brony site, destroy every fan, and send us all a shit load of pizza. 

 That's really nice of them.


Look, we can all agree that bronies are a bunch of abortions that weren't properly burned, and we fully support the eradication of sites like Everfree Network, the life blood of the most unholy of autists. But please don't hurt FINALDRAFT, THE KING OF ALL OF US. HE IS TOO SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT TO THE COMMUNITY AND IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED THEN BY GOD THE BRONIES COULDN'T SURVIVE.

 However, the generous people at Operation MLPoison are here to do something about all of the awful and clearly dangerous things bronies have done.

It needs to be about 20% edgier. Maybe make it Rarity and add bruises.
Aw yes, the kind basement dwellers who don't watch pone are here to spoil everyone else's fun and just be total pricks about everything. Why? Well we asked one group member involved in the operation who had this to say:

"My sister never let me play with Rarity, even though I have style! Why should they get to be retarded with their pony waifus and all I get is the hot pockets my mom brings me! It's not fair! [various screeching sounds]" - EpicTrollzor69

Truly the bronies are in trouble now. Such Titans of the internet are here to save everyone from....greasy neckbeards and larger girls' toy sales? I guess. 

Look, what ever the case may be, we here at Horse-News fully support the Operation so long as they get rid of the worst of the worst, like EquestriaDaily, Everfree Network, Bronyland, PinkiePony, r/mylittlepony (That's on Reddit Operation MLPoison members! Remember, get a parent's permission!), Derpibooru, half of Tumblr, The Hub Network website, Meghan McCarthy's twitter, and Rush Limbaugh. In fact, as thanks for all of this, we would like to offer Scoots as a kissless virgin sacrifice.

 Now Operation Member go to bed! You've got a big day of eating Totino's pizza rolls and playing Call Of Duty with no sunlight, tomorrow. True warriors you are!

 You are legionz, amirite?
*BREAKING NEWS*


Their apparent pastebin Disregard this, apparently they couldn't even keep a pastebin up, lel.

*BREAKING NEWS*
IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
I REPEAT
SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN. 5 MINUTES UNTIL FREE DILDOS AND PIZZA
GET HYPE

 *END NEWS*
Well nothing happened. I didn't even get one dildo...


In these troubling times, it's important to remember that Horse-News and Waifu Body Pillows are here for you and all three of your internet friends.
Posted Saturday, 25 January 2014 at 2:20 am
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Comments (54)

  1. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 02:45

    Oh, /b/.

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    1. Neferius26 January 2014 at 17:28

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    2. Neferius26 January 2014 at 17:29

      "It needs to be about 20% edgier. Maybe make it Rarity and add bruises."

      It's already been done before ^^

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  2. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 03:04

    Not sure if legit. If so, how do I get in on this?

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    1. Anonymous1 February 2014 at 12:56

      >not understanding bronies
      >loving dicks
      Are you OP?

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    2. Anonymous11 February 2014 at 15:22

      >not loving dicks
      Nigga, you gay?

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  3. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 03:09

    What the fuck am I reading?

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  4. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 06:21

    /b/ doesn't even have a thread for it. Seems the just crusade ended long before it began. A single tear is shed as I am forced to remember the ride never ends. I want to get off Mr.pone's wild ride!

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  5. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 07:07

    >equestriadaily.com - A "news" site used for raids
    >EqD
    >raids

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  6. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 07:16

    >DDoSing a google-server based website
    >DDoSing /mlp/

    It will be fun to see what happens

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  7. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 08:19

    I don't even know what the fuck to think anymore. Are there any people who actually are fans of MLP: FiM that are NOT autistic scumbags? They say those people are horsefuckers, but I don't even know if they mean what they say anymore. Bronies and horsefuckers.......feels more like democrats and republicans. What do the two comparisons have in common? Garbage in, garbage out.

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    1. Anonymous28 January 2014 at 06:50

      I'll have you know that I am not a autistic scumbag, and for so long I have not been. Just because we're fans of the show doesn't mean we're horse fuckers or anything like that. It's just the same as any tv show, we are fans and we should be left as such and without critism. Since you don't like the show you should just fuck off to where you came from.

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    2. Anonymous30 January 2014 at 10:11

      See?^
      Shit like that is why people hate us.
      He didn't say he didn't like the show.

      He said he didn't like the people, and everyone is right. We're all cunts, every last one of us and I wish we were dead.

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    3. Anonymous30 January 2014 at 10:42

      Horsefucker: A sexual deviant with a bent for bestiality.

      Brony: An internet user with an appreciation for art and creativity, specifically for content spawned by a children's show with an unusual demographic of viewers. Generally said people are included in that demographic.

      That's not to say the two don't intersect at some point in some dark corner of the internet, but a vast majority of "Bronies" stay far clear of "Horsefucker" territory.

      TBH, I'm in it mostly for the art and music. There are incredibly talented people within this particular fandom, and due to their vast numbers they produce more fan-content than practically any other fandom. I'm not sure of exact numbers, but my guess would be that pony fan-works rival Star Trek fan-works in pure numbers. And, I know it's an old example, but Loyalty by MandoPony and AcousticBrony is a phenomenal song regardless of what it came from.

      If you take a step back and remove all emotional ties, be they positive or negative, from this phenomenon, you'll see that this entire thing is pretty damn incredible. Those among the community who cause problems already had psychological and emotional issues before this "Brony" thing came along, and are really just the outliers, just as they would be the outliers of a "normal" populous.

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  8. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 10:05

    We're still waiting for it.

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  9. Mister Twister25 January 2014 at 10:12

    The funny thing about certain 1337 haxxorz is that they cannot comprehend the fact the websites they attack may just have haxxorz of their own, ready to defend themselves.

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  10. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 11:34

    "They are the ones who molested a six year old girl wearing an MLP shirt. They are the ones who blow millions of dollars from charity on pone merch." What? Did this actually happen? Eh, good luck with that anonytard faggots.

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    1. Unknown25 January 2014 at 12:43

      I looked every where for the story of the little girl but couldn't find a damn thing. They seem just as autistic, if not worse, than circa-2011 Mando

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  11. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 14:29

    Not sure if legit, but had a good giggle regardless.

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  12. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 22:50

    If legit, the originator isn't even trying.

    I kind of wish it were, though, to provide great amusement when it spectacularly and immediately fails and backfires.

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  13. Anonymous26 January 2014 at 06:25

    i tried befor to take em down ther like fkn hdra from captain america cut off one head two more take its place!
    plus there evrywere and along with another anon on here yes they have hxxers to they spamed me so much i had to delete my account and reset all my peronal information and i still get fkn hate mail from em. so if you do it know its at own risk

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  14. Anonymous26 January 2014 at 06:33

    the guy is tryn to rally people to attack them half the stuff he said i looked for and found no proof! no were did i find that a girl was raped for wearing a pony shirt! i mean he basicly said that to say hey listen all they are are rapist ive seen alot of bronys a mojority are like kids themself 15 to 19 year olds still in school granted thier not normal for likn a kids show but there not causen anyone harm! lika all other things they say what will anger the masses so as to attack a group of people they dont like.

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  15. Anonymous26 January 2014 at 08:01

    "81. Anonymous is a virgin by default." well then

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  16. Anonymous26 January 2014 at 13:28

    Is that Gabe Newell as a kid?

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    1. Unknown26 January 2014 at 15:46

      Can't you read? That's EpicTrollzor69

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    2. Anonymous26 January 2014 at 20:55

      So, I can't tell. Is this a troll?

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  17. Anonymous26 January 2014 at 17:18

    >this post
    >wutaresides.jpg

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  18. Neferius26 January 2014 at 17:27

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  19. Anonymous27 January 2014 at 17:17

    Just let Bronies be Bronies.
    You are not anything like Anonymous, because Anonymous is for Freedom and free Speech. Exactly the opposite of what you are going to do.
    Think about it. Are you sure, the real Anonymous members won't attack you? Oh, and did I forgot to mention, that the Bronies also have some Hackers on their side? Just be prepared for the counterattack.
    I warned you.

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  20. Anonymous28 January 2014 at 07:55

    How come there are some targets missing from the list, like Mando and JanAnimations?

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    1. Unknown28 January 2014 at 11:29

      Because mando is too autistic for his own good and JanAnimations is actually good

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  21. Unknown29 January 2014 at 14:39

    this is retarded, its all fake

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  22. Anonymous29 January 2014 at 16:16

    Yes, let the butthurt flow through the /b/tards when it's their bed time and have to stop DDoSing.

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  23. Anonymous30 January 2014 at 01:12

    Although no matter what people will always pick out the bad over the good. It's done in every fandom and all walks of life. People judge before they see and make fun of something that they only hear about. Humans in their very nature hate the unknown and change so they fight against it. But there are more and more people everyday that are becoming more and more comfortable with the idea of change and the idea of trying new things. Where do you think this fandom spawned from? Not from a group of football loving jocks I can promise you. So really we don't need to change anything in fact, we need to accept everything and let everyone be who they are.

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  24. Anonymous30 January 2014 at 14:54

    Not sure if the guy who wrote this is joking about bronies (considering the fact that this website is called "Horse News" and has a Rainbow Dash at the top), or is actually encouraging their wipeout.

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  25. Anonymous31 January 2014 at 23:17

    You know, I knew it wasn't likely anything would actually happen, but it would have been nice to get free dildos and pizza, just for one night.

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  26. Anonymous1 February 2014 at 01:35

    i'me waiting ._.

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  27. Anonymous1 February 2014 at 20:01

    as a brony, i gotta say WAT they want to get bronies off the internet? well good luck with that, you'd have a better chance getting rid of The westburo baptist church, maybe that's something you /b/tards should waste your time on instead of a few bro's who like ponies i mean big frigging woop. i don't even consider it to be a big deal any more liking mlp but these haters need to give it a rest, it's completely futile, i'll still like mlp with or without the brony sites, i actually hardly ever use them.

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  28. Anonymous1 February 2014 at 20:23

    Im a brony and Im just sittin' here laughing at all this xD

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  29. Anonymous1 February 2014 at 20:55

    I'm a pegisister/brony, and I am still waiting for the ultimate attack or whatever -_-

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  30. Anonymous1 February 2014 at 23:10

    I am a brony and I just have to say... ha what a bunch of pussies. They want to get rid of bronies because they are afraid, afraid that they will be wiped out instead of the bronies. So I just want to point out that all the kids claiming to write out bronies look fat.

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  31. Noke1 February 2014 at 23:29

    Let me just say that if this was a legit attack, they wouldn't have announced the date... I'm pretty sure Hitler never warned the Jews a few weeks in advance to get out of the country if they didn't want to die.

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  32. Anonymous2 February 2014 at 01:27

    Coming from the person criticizing the cloppers by calling them idiots. Idiot. Need people be reminded it's just another odd fetish that most people are against, and need people be reminded that there are worse fetishes out there like vore and gore. Seriously, people keep complaining about jacking off to cartoon ponies when there's a ton of other disguising stuff that people find sexually appealing.

    As for this whole "operation" thing, to state the obvious, it's clearly fake. Bronies are still alive and the sites are still up and running perfectly. Just another kid looking for attention XP

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  33. Unknown2 February 2014 at 07:43

    I am still waiting for my pizza.

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  34. Anonymous2 February 2014 at 10:08

    >when there's a ton of other disguising stuff that people find sexually appealing.

    That doesn't make it any better.

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  35. Unknown2 February 2014 at 10:36

    yeah...say that to the military bronies and see how far you get. also ...still waiting for those dildos..

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  36. Anonymous2 February 2014 at 21:01

    I never got my dildo's, nor my pizza. I was a big target too, since I'm popular in the MLP Steam community...How sad.

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  37. Unknown11 March 2014 at 23:21

    whatissarcasm.jpg

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  38. Anonymous26 March 2014 at 14:02

    Aww :( I wanted some pizza

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  39. Unknown7 June 2014 at 11:23

    WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BRONYS?!?!?! THERE ONLY CRIME IS THAT THEY ARE CARING AND ACCEPTING BUT THEN THERE THESE ASSHOLES THAT HATE EVERYTHING HAPPY AND NICE!!!!!!!!!

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