OH MY GOD, SWEET MERCY, THE MOST EPIC PONY-RELATED GAME EVER. IT’S SO EPIC IT’LL BLOW YOUR AUTISTIC MIND.
A new game,
"Most Epic Pony Game Ever," released by Futzi01,
has taken the pony community by storm.
Futzi01, creator of various pony games, including “Canterlot Siege” 1 and 2 (Sunset Shimmer is bullshit), “Pinkie Jump”, “Mysterious Muffin Mercenary Mare”, “Cadance Toss” and others, also including small animations as “How To Pony” and “Luna’s Night Journey”; might be the one who has created the absolute greatest pony game realized so far. Superb animation and graphics, an intricately woven plotline that will surely make you leak various fluids from your pants, based on the show’s episode, and you bet your ass the music is so outstanding in so much damn ecstasy that you’ll be seeing those sounds!
Futzi01, creator of various pony games, including “Canterlot Siege” 1 and 2 (Sunset Shimmer is bullshit), “Pinkie Jump”, “Mysterious Muffin Mercenary Mare”, “Cadance Toss” and others, also including small animations as “How To Pony” and “Luna’s Night Journey”; might be the one who has created the absolute greatest pony game realized so far. Superb animation and graphics, an intricately woven plotline that will surely make you leak various fluids from your pants, based on the show’s episode, and you bet your ass the music is so outstanding in so much damn ecstasy that you’ll be seeing those sounds!
The instructions are very clear, so you’ll be able to experience the intensity of this masterpiece.
Warning:
Do not attempt these instructions close to a ceiling fan.
And our adventure begins. Do you have the guts to guide Ponka to the truth? Are
you really that worthy?
ARE YOU FUCKING READY?
‘CUZ SHE’S FUCKIN’ READY
‘CUZ SHE’S FUCKIN’ READY
Find out what it says, my friends. The thrill
of the adventure is worth it.
Play it.
Play it.
When I was a young'in, we used to play for hours on a single screen game and think we were lucky, and we were!
ReplyDeleteCreamed myself at the end.
ReplyDeletePlot line was too deep for me.
The graphics blew most PC games out of the water.
GOTY 2014
Day 17 of my shut in with The Most Epic Pony Game Ever. I've been glued to the screen unable to pry myself from this riveting game.
ReplyDeleteThe stunning graphics, incredibly fluid animation, and wonderful sound got me hooked immediately, but it didn't stop there. The game play is so intense, so action packed and down right godly. The character development is of its own level, I feel as if I was truly living the character. Or maybe... Maybe the character was living me. The astonishing special effects didn't go unnoticed either, as I ventured through the downright horrifying meadows and ventured ever closer to my ultimate destiny.
As I approach my final goal my heart is racing, palms are sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy, vomit on my sweater already... mom's spaghetti. I'm mere feet from finding out who I truly am. I take a deep breath and took a step forward. Another. And another. I lean forward, and reach out, hooves shaking uncontrollably. This is it. The is the moment when I discover what it truly means to be me.
I make contact with the scroll of paper. A shiver runs down my spine, the curiosity is drowning out every thought save for that of absolute fear. Slowly I raise the scroll in my shaking hoof, and it begins to unravel, revealing to me bit by bit my destiny. I clench my eyes shut one last time... Take one more deep breath, and open my eyes... To my new life. It tells me of my mother. How I got in a fight, and how she got scared. And it tells me that I'm moving in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Mare.
This really impacted me on a spiritual level...
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